Do you poop at work?

[Anonymous]

Of course!

[Anonymous]

I have no moral reservations about pooping at work, but I rarely do.
For me, I usually poop when my mind is quiet and my surroundings are calm. So I just tend to poop at home. I rarely even have the urge to poop at work because my mind is occupied with other things.

It's funny, but I have always pooped best while at my parents' house, where I grew up. I remember coming home from college and just having such a beautiful dump in peace and quiet and privacy. I moved out 6 years ago, visit monthly. Within an hour of arriving, I still have that poop - every time.

[Anonymous]

This thread is awesome. I used to work with a guy who would go down the street to the fast food restaurant (and I'm sure a gross bathroom) b/c he was embarrassed to shit at work. Shit-break!!

[Anonymous]

Never. I am a healthy human being who knows how to control bowel movements. My routine involves eating my muesli + black coffee, taking a poop, having a shower and heading to work. I cannot recall a time I have ever felt the need to use a public bathroom for a number 2. If you eat a healthy diet and are capable of organizing yourself then you have no need to be taking a crap at work or in public bathrooms.

[Anonymous]

who the hell poops more than once a day!? Expel your bowels in the early morning and you should be clear until the next morning!

[Anonymous]

I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot. I poop in all bathrooms, faster than most people pee.

[Anonymous]

Never used to but my current job has walls like the nice hotel bathrooms instead of stalls. I hate when I go in and someone else has stunk up the bathroom and they're just sitting there waiting for you to leave. People know you by your shoes. I'm glad I'm not a man because I don't think I could drop my pants and pee next to the managing partner.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot.

So do I, and I go once a day. A healthy diet + exercise should mean your stools are very clean to wipe and only need to go once a day. 3-4 is excessive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot.

So do I, and I go once a day. A healthy diet + exercise should mean your stools are very clean to wipe and only need to go once a day. 3-4 is excessive.

One should poop as many times as they eat during the day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:who the hell poops more than once a day!? Expel your bowels in the early morning and you should be clear until the next morning!

It is all so simple for you, isn't it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot.

So do I, and I go once a day. A healthy diet + exercise should mean your stools are very clean to wipe and only need to go once a day. 3-4 is excessive.

One should poop as many times as they eat during the day.

What?!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot.

So do I, and I go once a day. A healthy diet + exercise should mean your stools are very clean to wipe and only need to go once a day. 3-4 is excessive.

One should poop as many times as they eat during the day.

What?!

Yes, WHAT!? Who poops after everytime they eat? that is a serious problem with your system if food goes through you that quickly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot.

So do I, and I go once a day. A healthy diet + exercise should mean your stools are very clean to wipe and only need to go once a day. 3-4 is excessive.

One should poop as many times as they eat during the day.

What?!

Yes, WHAT!? Who poops after everytime they eat? that is a serious problem with your system if food goes through you that quickly.

It is a serious problem if you retain toxins in your body for 24 hours. Most adults are constipated they just don't know it.

[Anonymous]

Isn't that another way of saying "Do you sleep with your co-workers?" No I don't, but I do drop a loaf every now and then.

[Anonymous]

Have never pooped at work, school or in public. Drop a deuce before my daily shower. I thought all grown adults knew to do that..