Do you poop at work?

[Anonymous]

How do you hold it in????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, if I really have to go, I drive home. I'm about 10 minutes away.

I live less than a mild away and do this.

Glad I'm not the only one!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do you hold it in????

I'm a pretty regular before work pooper.

[Anonymous]

you know you can buy this liquid (at Bed Bath and Beyond) that you just squirt into the toilet and poop away. somehow, this oil/ ? liquid forms a barrier and truly your s*** won't stink.

i've used it...i poop when i get nervous...and it really works

[Anonymous]

Yes, I poop at work. I am so fast though that I can poop in the same amount of time that it takes me to pee. I'm done and flushing before anybody would even know that I've pooped.

[Anonymous]

Of course. I live close to my office as well, but I'm not wasting time to go home just to poop. I will say if I feel extra heavy, I will head to the restroom on a specific floor which gets little to no foot traffic.

[Anonymous]

Multiple times a day. My system is very efficient, I poop almost every single time I pee. I try to make sure I do so only when the bathroom is empty.

If I were to just hold it, I end up with very bad gas. Much better for everyone if I relieve myself of the offending waste.

[Anonymous]

I'm a guy working in an office so, of course, I poop at work. For those of you who only poop at home, are you all women living in "no shoes" houses?

[Anonymous]

never

[Anonymous]

I can't control it that much to not poop at work..

[Anonymous]

Yes, I poop at work and anywhere else if the need arises. I'm not anal retentive.

[Anonymous]

I always poop at work. Right after my morning coffee. It is awesome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I always poop at work. Right after my morning coffee. It is awesome.

+1

[Anonymous]

Gross to poop at work. Nobody wants to smell your shit.

[Anonymous]

Not in shared bathrooms (multiple stalls) unless it is a dire emergency. Sounds and smells are not something I wish to share with my coworkers nor something I wish for them to share with me. I also don't intentionally fart around coworkers or in meetings. I definitely judge those who want others to be part of their bowel routine as immature - I don't need to know you farted or pooped.

Due to having a finicky system occasionally I don't have a choice but I try and make sure it is stealth and that no one else is in the bathroom.