Do you poop at work?

[Anonymous]

Only in the case of emergency, and then I take the stairs to another floor of the high rise where I work.

[Anonymous]

But, honestly, this city is NOT populated by a bunch of uptight, anal retentive control freaks!
(I've probably pooped at the office at some point every week of my multi-decade career and NEVER heard of this issue before coming to Washington.)

[Anonymous]

I will only poop at work, or any public bathroom, in case of emergency. This happens about once every two months. Even then, I wait until the bathroom is empty, pick the stall at the end and flush immediately to try to minimize the smell.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I poop at least 3 or 4 times a day. I have a very high fiber diet, drink a ton of water and exercise a lot. I poop in all bathrooms, faster than most people pee.

[Anonymous]

Isn't that another way of saying "Do you sleep with your co-workers?" No I don't, but I do drop a loaf every now and then.

The saying about sleeping with your co-workers is "Don't shit where you eat." Or, more politely, "Don't dip your pen in the company ink."

[Anonymous]

Don't get your crumpet where you get your bread and butter.

As for the salary issue, I assume pooping time is built in to our billing rates. That's part of what they mean by "fully loaded."

[Anonymous]

There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

[Anonymous]

I'm doing it right now. Isn't that what iPhones are for?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

[Anonymous]

"The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people."

Troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

Do you block out your regularly scheduled shit time on your calendar?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

Sorry for your troubles. I agree the presumptions that people who are not regular must not live a healthy lifestyle is wrong.

Have you been checked for endometriosis? I had constipation for years and when I finally had a lap it turned out I had endo on my column.

[Anonymous]

I have a very healthy diet (am vegetarian, minimal junk food, lots of water) and usually poop once a day, but it is not even close to being on any sort of schedule. Honestly I don't even pay that much attention to it to try and predict a pattern. I go when I have to go, and if that's at work, so be it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are some total ass wipes on this thread. NO not everyone can just schedule their shits. I wish I could....you have no idea...but with my constipation I go whenever and wherever my body lets me go. So if that at the office, in the mall, in the grocery ....that's where I am going to shit. Thanks!

The reason you have constipation is because you are eating junk food, not exercising, not drinking enough water. Get a healthy, nutritious diet with exercise and you will find you CAN schedule your shits, just like us normal people.

You dumb bitch. I run 12 miles a week and lift weights am a size 0 and eat incredibly healthy. Drink tons of water, etc, so fuck you for assuming anything about me or anyone else on here.

I have also seen a gastro doc and they don't know what wrong. So again fuck you.

Sorry for your troubles. I agree the presumptions that people who are not regular must not live a healthy lifestyle is wrong.

Have you been checked for endometriosis? I had constipation for years and when I finally had a lap it turned out I had endo on my column.

I have not been checked for that yet or had any colonoscopy as I am in my 30's so the doctor did not think it was neccessary. I can basically go after drinking a good amount of prunce juice but thats the only thing that helps. Laxatives do not even always work and I prefer to avoid them. My mom also has chronic constipation and she has had a colonoscopy and it all and they did not find anything but we could have different issues.

I need to find a new specialist because the woman I went to that came very recommended in Rockville was not at all helpful. So on I go in my search to poop! Thanks for the understanding pp!