Do you poop at work?

[Anonymous]

The last place I worked someone took a shit on the middle of the bathroom floor. I think whoever it was hated working the night shift in the noc government facility. There have been other phantom poopers in different scenarios but mainly on college. Wait what was the question

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I mean do you use the work bathroom to have bowel movements? I know this seems like a bizarre question, but I recently heard some people discussing the subject and one woman said, "I would die before I pooped at work." I poop at work whenever I have to. Just wanted to know how others feel about this subject.

Yes if I need to, but I usually poop at home as soon as I wake up every day so it's not usually an issue. Don't most adults have regular bowel movements at the same time every day?

[Anonymous]

We only have two bathrooms where I work, one is Women's and the other is the Men's room. Both are clearly visible at the front of the store. Both can be used by the general public. I try my hardest not to poop at work. I'm not really a germaphobe, but I really dislike a public place where just anyone who wants to use it can.

Besides the possible germs, there's the fact that if you spend more than a minute in there everyone will know what you're doing. Also, if you drop a deuce, them smell makes it obvious what you just did!

I try to avoid going at work. I have been known to hold it all day and through my 2 hour commute, just to do it at home!

My job is shitty enough without me adding to it!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am laughing at this thread so hard, I am crying. I think it is a spoof like the WSJ article about the review of a book that is all numbers

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I think my colleagues (thin walls in my office) are wondering why I'm laughing so hard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I poop at work. And every time I do, I think of my brother who once kept a running tally of the # of days in a row that he pooped at work. I think it was in the 30s or 40s before the streak was broken. He also worked out what his salary was on a minute basis and estimated how much $$ his employer was paying him to poop.

Was he a government worker?

nice try at the cheap shot...


we used to do this when I was at a private law firm, we'd discuss issues/cases while we were peeing and shitting and then bill for it, so not only did we get paid for our time, we MADE money for the firm while doing it. Take that, troll. ;-o

I used to be a secretary years ago. You also (collective you... ) dictated and discussed cases while doing this, treating us all to the sounds of it while we transcribed the tapes.

UGH!

[Anonymous]

I work in a multi-stall bathroom, big company building. I always go when I have to go, and I usually go to the floor with the IT dept, because there are fewer women on those floors and there is less likely to be someone in the next stall when I go. Also I don't know anyone in those departments, but it would make sense for me to be up there.

[Anonymous]

just pooped at work, but went to bathroom on the lower level - nobody is ever in there.
still freaks me out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The last place I worked someone took a shit on the middle of the bathroom floor. I think whoever it was hated working the night shift in the noc government facility. There have been other phantom poopers in different scenarios but mainly on college. Wait what was the question

This happened where I used to work. I think it was an investment banker. He didn't know they had video cameras.
Can you imagine going into your boss's office and getting fired for taking a dump in the hallway?

[Anonymous]

I do wish my DH would drop his loads elsewhere.

[Anonymous]

Definately NOT! Poop every morning before the daily shower. People that cannot get into a regular routine and thus feel the need to foul public bathrooms and walk around with a filthy arse all day just disgust me. You get a pass if you are genuinely sick, but how hard is it to go before work, have your shower and stay clean for the rest of the day until the next morning!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gross to poop at work. Nobody wants to smell your shit.

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Yes! All you poopers take note, please.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Definately NOT! Poop every morning before the daily shower. People that cannot get into a regular routine and thus feel the need to foul public bathrooms and walk around with a filthy arse all day just disgust me. You get a pass if you are genuinely sick, but how hard is it to go before work, have your shower and stay clean for the rest of the day until the next morning!!

Holy crap. You have some serious issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I also don't intentionally fart around coworkers or in meetings.

Seriously? People do that? Where do you work?

[Anonymous]

"Don't most adults have regular bowel movements at the same time every day?"

I usually poop 2-4x/day, so while I do my first a.m. poop at home, I do my post-coffee poop and perhaps additional poops at the office. If I've gone a day without pooping in the office, then I'm pretty constipated and bloated.