Why can't Obama produce a birth certificate?

[Anonymous]

He's not black, He's a vampire.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The supreme court settled this. A real american would accept the result. We had to accept bush v gore. Now it is your turn.

Good point. On the other hand, the OKC bombing indicates "real patriotic Americans" are just as capable of throwing infantile tantrums when they don't get their way as are libruls.

As capable? When was the last time liberal americans killed 168 people?

This. The only mass casualty acts of terrorism on US soil before 9/11 were committed by "conservative" Americans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So since VA has only issued me a Certificate of Live Birth which does not include any attending physician signature, will my DDs have issues running for president in 30+ years? Just trying to understand what a valid birth certificate is.

Are you black? Do you have a funny name? Will you be running as a Democrat? If the answer to any of these is "No", you'll be fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's not black, He's a vampire.

We've never seen him eat ACTUAL FOOD.

You can't explain that. It's just. Strange.

He's always driven around in BLACK CARS.

You can't explain that.

Yep, I reckon he's sparkly, too.

[Anonymous]

There are no childhood pictures of him eating a hamburger or going to DisneyLand.

You can't explain that.

[Anonymous]

"Smelly Barack" guy is so over the top, I suspect he is really an Obama smoke screen intended to build sympathy among us liberals for the President who has disappointed us. I think we have been responding to a sham and we should stop wasting our time.

[Anonymous]

I feel sorry 4 him 2. He's kinda like Steven erkel falling into a vat of sewage and then having to use a TelePrompTer to speak because he's so freaked out about not being born in the US. On top of that he has to run 3 wars while printing money. I used 2 feel sorry 4 bush buy this is a whole new level of sad.

[Anonymous]

Hey Look! That black guy has to use a teleprompter! Why can't he speak good Englush like those white guys who used to be President?

hehe.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The document doesn't exist. He has no childhood friends . Nobody remembers him. Are any of his parents still alive? Does he have any relatives in the US, why do we report and know so little of our President? This is very strange.

I thought you teabaggers accepted unexplained phenomena without questioning it. THIS IS VERY STRANGE.

Also, no one can explain how magnets work. And no on really knows how airplanes fly.

Life must be so much more interesting when you choose to be an ignorant fucktard.

[Anonymous]

I think the BO supporters are always screaming racism because they think he needs affirmitive action in the presidency and could never withstand the withering attacks bush absorbed with ease.

[Anonymous]

So now BO is a magnet and airplane? Real nice

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the BO supporters are always screaming racism because they think he needs affirmitive action in the presidency and could never withstand the withering attacks bush absorbed with ease.

Attacks like this?


Yes, I'll hand it to him, he has cat-like reflexes. Such a dignified moment for our country.


The GOP primary IS our affirmative action. Anyone with talent and a brain gets weeded out for us so that you can "rally the base". I'm sure this next election they will not leave one trailer untouched.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The document doesn't exist. He has no childhood friends . Nobody remembers him. Are any of his parents still alive? Does he have any relatives in the US, why do we report and know so little of our President? This is very strange.

I thought you teabaggers accepted unexplained phenomena without questioning it. THIS IS VERY STRANGE.

Also, no one can explain how magnets work. And no on really knows how airplanes fly.

Life must be so much more interesting when you choose to be an ignorant fucktard.

Short fat men with small penises are always angry. You can't explain that.

[Anonymous]

Thanks to all of you for some really good laughs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's not black, He's a vampire.

ah, but he has been seen in the daylight and is NOT all sparkly....how do you explain that?