Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

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Anonymous wrote:Thank you Gen Z/Alpha for making this Gen Xer laugh out loud. Man, I love my kids’ generation. Want to take the piss out of some of the most hateful scary people who take themselves very seriously but care a LOT more about optics than truth? Tell the world they f***ed a couch and write about it in a book none of us read. Chef’s kiss.

+1. I have 2 Gen Z kids too. And I feel like people who crap on them haven’t spent any time with them. They and their friends are awesome. They work harder than I did, care more than I did , know they will get less than I had but keep going anyway, and have a great sense of humor.

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“The denial must address the full accusation. We can't have him denying the couch because there was a glove. Or weaselly about the glove because of the inside out technicality.”

If the glove don’t fit, we must acquit.

I’ve seen enough.

PP wins DCUM today.

Please play again tomorrow

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And to prove Trump is not racist or sexist like DEI Democrats, Trump has to pick a white guy, so isn't that both not only racist and exist, but meta racist and sexist?

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Anonymous wrote:And to prove Trump is not racist or sexist like DEI Democrats, Trump has to pick a white guy, so isn't that both not only racist and exist, but meta racist and sexist?

I’m not ready to brand a guy as sexist because he admit in writing that he had sex with a couch.

[Anonymous]

Thanks to this thread I’m never again sitting down on a strange couch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks to this thread I’m never again sitting down on a strange couch.

Definitely don’t be putting your hands down in the crack between the cushions.

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Anonymous wrote:Why are Vance fans getting so upset at someone DEBUNKING the rumor?

The fact that this thread was even started and is still here shows the low level of discourse encouraged on this site. We are mocking your immaturity.

Funny how republicans are venomous trolls on dem threads. Hypocrites sit in the front pew.

Also, to be clear, this is a thread that is about dispelling the rumor that Vance banged a couch and then wrote about it in his book. He did not write about it in his book.

Who's to say? Maybe it got edited out in the final draft. You know, the way Kristy Noem should've edited out the story about killing a puppy?

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Anonymous wrote:Thanks for clearing this up, OP. I saw the meme earlier today but didn’t pay much attention because it didn’t make a lot of sense. It’s a good example of made-up stuff that can spread with lightning speed on social media. There are plenty of other things to attack him on (in his own words) without having to repeat false stories.

I’d just ignore it.

If it was in the book and was some friction mastro tactic then everyone already knows about that part of the book.

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Anonymous wrote:Why are Vance fans getting so upset at someone DEBUNKING the rumor?

The fact that this thread was even started and is still here shows the low level of discourse encouraged on this site. We are mocking your immaturity.

Funny how republicans are venomous trolls on dem threads. Hypocrites sit in the front pew.

Also, to be clear, this is a thread that is about dispelling the rumor that Vance banged a couch and then wrote about it in his book. He did not write about it in his book.

Who's to say? Maybe it got edited out in the final draft. You know, the way Kristy Noem should've edited out the story about killing a puppy?

Or maybe some aliens zapped that page out of all the books!!

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Never know!!

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Who’s to say!?!

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Anonymous wrote:Look, I've been posting threads clearly up mistruths that MAGA freaks are spreading about Harris and Vance and I think it's important that we be fair... it's NOT true that JD Vance wrote in his book that he had sex with couch cushions. It just REALLY seems like it could be true.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

He also thought he was gay and made up this exchange with his grandma for his book.

https://twitter.com/metzgov/status/1813302298007011696

And while we claims he's totally not gay, he frequently wears eyeliner.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

I'm sorry, but the only thing a couch knows how to do is consent.

[Anonymous]

Hypothetically - Leather? Fabric? Patterned?

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Anonymous wrote:Look, I don't necessarily believe that he humped a couch. But many people are saying he did. So it's a legitimate question to ask, especially when he won't just come out and deny it. What's he hiding here?

His sleeper sofa.