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- Drivers making a wide turn [ie, going out in some left hook maneuver before turning right. You are not an effing truck]
- Going into a turn lane at the last minute, and the butt of your car blocks the main lane - About to miss your exit so you last second hang out in the blocked out area. STOP IT. CONTINUE FORWARD AND THEN TURN AROUND SAFELY LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN - Last second lane changers. Who cares if you're about to miss that street? Continue forward and turn around safely. - People who block intersections - People who go slow in the left lane - Breaking randomly, or because you don't know where you're going. Pull over. - Driving after drinking, obviously - Driving and talking on the phone - even bluetooth calls. It's showing in your random breaking and slow, distracted driving - Repeated non-signaling offenses What else? |
| -Last second mergers who know full well they should have merged earlier, but want to cut in later. |
| Not using turn signals |
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People who cut off pedestrians in the cross walk because G-d forbid it take them 20 more seconds to make a right turn, or 40 more seconds to make a right turn.
People who speed through stop signs or go the wrong way on one-way streets (both specialties in my neighborhood). People who go around someone waiting to turn right at a crosswalk. (You can tell I am a pedestrian 5 days of the week.) |
| - People who can't park. Whether you're a foot from the curb on the street, or too close in a lot, or over the lines. It's not that hard. Or take 4 extra seconds to park like a good human being. |
| Not using turn signals-annoying and unsafe for pedestrians as well as drivers. |
Well that would certainly clear up most of the traffic in the area. |
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Tailgaters and those who weave in and out of traffic.
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People who speed, particularly on neighborhood streets.
People who ignore pedestrians at marked crosswalks. I would also revoke people's pedestrian rights for starting to cross streets when the blinking red hand light is already up and cars are waiting to turn. They are actively causing road rage and making it more unsafe for other pedestrians. |
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People who don't remember to put their lights on when it's raining - or getting dark. If it's hard for you to remember this every time, you should not be driving.
People who park in driving lanes with their hazards on. People who stalk parking lots for close spots, instead of parking wherever and taking the extra 30 steps. |
| Tailgaters. By far the worst. You can accidentally run a red light or forget to use your turn signal. You cannot accidentally ride someone’s ass. Back off! |
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DUI
Driving while texting (or watching movies, yes have seen this) Not stopping for pedestrians Tailgating Passing a school bus with its sign out Road rage maneuvers, especially going around a car that has stopped for someone The other stuff, like late merging, is annoying but I wouldn't take their licenses. I just want a big light-up sign on my car that says, "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED" that I can flash at people. |
| Spelling "braking" as "breaking." |
These plus turning from the wrong lane (e.g., a right turn at an intersection from the left lane, cutting across a lane of traffic), driving while sleep-deprived enough to be equivalent to DUI, and agree with all of this:
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| PS: Also for not removing the snow sufficiently from a car before driving it (sufficiently enough to prevent chunks from potentially flying off). |