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Anonymous wrote:The Duke of Sussex wrote that Meghan “laughed and rolled her eyes” after he “took several slow, penetrating hits” of laughing gas when she was in labor with son Archie in 2019. He subsequently joined his wife as she bounced on a giant purple ball. When the nurse tried to administer the laughing gas to Meghan as her contractions continued, Harry wrote “there was none left” for the actress.


Okay, perhaps the rumours that this book is a spoof and the leak is all marketing are true....these stories can't be the actual book.

Oh my gosh. Can you imagine?

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Anonymous wrote:Kate being uptight sounds about right. So was QE2 — I think it’s the best way to survive that grinder. Diana was not cold and uptight enough — it ate her alive. Fergie was famously warm and bubbly and she was a basic disaster.
I think a bit part of Megan’s problem is that she thought she could portray this warm open persona and then close that door for privacy. It doesn’t work that way there. It reminds me of the queens advice to someone — never hold hands in public because the first time you aren’t holding hands, they will make it headline news. They will use whatever you give them so give them nothing to work with except bland propriety.

But she and Harry have been calculating and taking notes and seeking to take down and destroy these people over petty grievances. That doesn't sound like a genuine open warm person.

Making videos, taking notes etc sounds like this union was a pre planned business project.

Is it possible they were told to do this for royal historians/posterity or even for media use to the benefit of the royal family and their image?

Princely penile frostbite is certainly something to record for eternity.

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Anonymous wrote:The Duke of Sussex wrote that Meghan “laughed and rolled her eyes” after he “took several slow, penetrating hits” of laughing gas when she was in labor with son Archie in 2019. He subsequently joined his wife as she bounced on a giant purple ball. When the nurse tried to administer the laughing gas to Meghan as her contractions continued, Harry wrote “there was none left” for the actress.


Okay, perhaps the rumours that this book is a spoof and the leak is all marketing are true....these stories can't be the actual book.

Wow. I didn’t think he could top the penis frostbite story.

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Anonymous wrote:Sometime tell me this isn't an actual excerpt! I can't tell what is true and what is parody at this point....

The Duke of Sussex, 38, recalled that he received two signs that he was going to be a first-time parent. The first one came when he and Meghan, 41, were in Scotland and stumbled upon a group of singing seals while boating.
Harry remembered his wife singing to the animals whom he claimed sang back. “She really is magic, I thought. Even the seals know it.”

As the “seal opera” continued, the prince decided to count the moment as a “good omen” and stripped down, jumped in the water and swam toward them. He was later told that it was a “bad idea” to dive into the Scottish sea, which was allegedly “teeming with killer whales.” Harry, however, chose to see it as a “lovely fairytale.”

This is an actual excerpt and there is another one about a leopard in Botswana was his mom telling him everything would be OK.

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He is a man with no edit button, a voracious appetites for atte room and validation and a hole inside him that no one can fill. He is repellent, weak, cowardly, bitter, deranged, craven, money hungry and hate filled. And his wife is a snake. Even his descriptions of her make her sound awful. Dear god but what a blessing the Queen and her Prince have gone on to heaven and didn’t see this. They deserved better. No family is perfect!

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Disgusting

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Publishing company's PR firm must be super proud of creating so much buzz with sensational leaks and expecting great sales, speaking engagements and interviews.

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Anonymous wrote:Publishing company's PR firm must be super proud of creating so much buzz with sensational leaks and expecting great sales, speaking engagements and interviews.

Lots of publicity but will there be sales? Who would buy it?

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Anonymous wrote:He is a man with no edit button, a voracious appetites for atte room and validation and a hole inside him that no one can fill. He is repellent, weak, cowardly, bitter, deranged, craven, money hungry and hate filled. And his wife is a snake. Even his descriptions of her make her sound awful. Dear god but what a blessing the Queen and her Prince have gone on to heaven and didn’t see this. They deserved better. No family is perfect!

+ 1. I’m glad that the story Harry and Meghan are themselves telling shows that Kate in particular was villainized by these two a-holes. They have projected all this shit onto her, knowing she’d never directly address stuff a la Oprah. They are bullies and bullies thrive on silence. But these two beweaved and plugged idiots have shown all but the most deluded that they were always the issue.

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Anonymous wrote:Publishing company's PR firm must be super proud of creating so much buzz with sensational leaks and expecting great sales, speaking engagements and interviews.

Lots of publicity but will there be sales? Who would buy it?

Sussex Squad morons.

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Apparently those singing seals are a thing in Scotland. Whether they are harbingers of parenthood is a different story.

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These excerpts are BONKERS.

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Anonymous wrote:The ghostwriter is a journalist / author who has been on the scene for 30 years, and won awards and had Hollywood movies made of at least one of his books. He ghostwrote Phil King's (founder of Nike) memoir. He is a respected author.

Would he really write a book about Harry losing his v card to a horsewoman in a pasture, getting frostbite on his penis, wetting himself, singing to seals, stealing laughing gas during labour, sharing lip gloss, buying Ikea furniture etc


Something is off here....I think we are being trolled!

Rumor is he quit early on in the project. I mean...the writing in some of these excerpts is just puerile.

His name will be sullied for ever having associated with them. Hope the check was worth it.

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Anonymous wrote:William is consistently rumored to have severe rages.

Where had you heard about this before Harry’s claims? I feel sorry for Kate now.

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Anonymous wrote:I was team Harry but if this is all truly in the book……wow. Straight up weirdos. Them and both their families. I hope this is a game they are playing on the tabloids to burn them. Please. This insanity can’t be really in the book.

I would be seriously impressed with them if this is the case!