Cringe date moments?
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Anonymous
Pretty sure it's still illegal to perform sex acts in public in the US. Dumbass! |
Anonymous
And the comments have nothing to do with homophobia! I don't know how old you are pp, but it's time to grow up. The real world is not Twitter or Tumblr where you can do or say what you please and everybody thinks you're so cool and if you don't agree you can just call somone racist, homophobic or whatever the buzzowrd of the moment is. |
Anonymous
This begs the question, what was cringeworthy about this date from your perspective? Is it cringe for someone to look at people having sex in public? Apparently you didn't think the BJ was cringeworthy and you're engaged now. |
Anonymous
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What comes to mind: a college homecoming frat weekend with a guy whose family in S America (Uruguay if I recall) owned huge amounts of land with cattle, and he was an ag major. Whenever we were in a crowd of people he would Moo.
5 years into widowhood I dated some (really threw in the towel after a few years). First guy wanted to shave my pubes when we had sex because he did not like gray public hair. Second guy was a nice person overall, just no chemistry, but first time we had sex he spanked me once, I was appalled. I didn't say anything and he didn't repeat anything, but another time he surprised me with a big clear vinyl strap-on to go over his penis. I guess between my widowhood beginning and when I dated these guys was the age span (we were close in age) when penises shrink. Or that was part of the reason these guys were doing online dating? Also, I think given the difficulties age presents it would be better if guys were not so bent on sex too soon (I admit I was as well after 5 years and I just wasn't ready for it not being like the intimacy I had known in marriage) so it's less awkward making the adjustments I assume would have occurred over time in a monogamous relationship. |
Anonymous
What an amazing story! Have you considered turning it into a screenplay? |
Anonymous
This is a pretty cute story. In the 80s or the "00s I can see it being a successful romcom, flick, now not as much. |
Anonymous
Did his moo sound like an actual cow? |
Anonymous
| 2008. Worked with this really hot guy and we flirted for a few weeks, but he had told me once he didn't date women he worked with. But then he asked me out so I suggested we go down to the 4th of July thing that Alexandria does each year. He countered with me coming to his apartment to hang out. He was hot, I liked him, I like sex, whatever. The date instead consisted of us playing You Don't Know Jack (a trivia game) on his computer while he put away can after can of crappy beer. I left after an hour or two when I realized he'd had nearly a dozen beers. He texted the next day and was PISSED when I told him I wasn't interested in seeing him again. |
Anonymous
| I was in a long-distance relationship in the early 90's and went to visit my boyfriend. He picked me up from the train near Newark Airport in a borrowed piece of junk car. The car broke down on 95 right across from the airport. This was before cell phones so we couldn't call anyone. We had to run across several lanes of 95 traffic with all of my bags in tow and memory writer typewriter. The weekend went down hill from there and we fought non-stop. I got out of that relationship fast because there was always some kind of drama. |
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I temped at a bottom-feeding boiler room in Manhattan in 2000 in my early 20s. Like, people with heavy LI accents screaming into the phone all day trying to sell crap IPOs. The “star” broker decided I was easy prey and decided to confuse/pressure/cajole me into going out with him. Terrible, terrible sex in the most sterotypical bachelor pad in Turtle Bay. The next year he got busted for insider trading. The end!
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Anonymous
| On our first date, after a few drinks she came back to my place. She mentioned how she had gotten really into yoga in the past year (which I do too) and eagerly said “want to see?” and I said sure. She bent over to get in downward dog pose and let out the biggest most thunderous queef. She was so embarrassed and must have told me 10 times that it wasn’t a fart and that yoga sometimes makes air go “down there” which I was clearly aware of, and I reassured her over and over that it’s totally fine and even tried to say it’s honestly kind of funny and not gross at all to make her feel better. For a bit she seemed to get over it, and then literally started crying because “she really liked me and felt like she ruined the date” with her queef. Ultimately we started dating and now we are married and we crack up about it because looking back how could you not. |
Anonymous
Aww, that's sweet! |
Anonymous
Wait so the first poster is a guy and had oral sex in the movies but was upset about an old guy watching him? Did you stop or continue after you saw “the old creep guy”? What was the movie....I remember a seinfeld episode ... |
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A co-worker really really wanted to date, but I was only interested in friendship. Just not attracted.
We did a few group work-events together, and I ended up in the car driving back from one of these events. Out of the blue, she started kissing me on the lips. I was so caught off guard, I didn’t know what to say; what to think. I awkwardly exited to go to my car, saying something about work the next day and it being late. I left things hanging (when I should have just shut her down, but that seemed somehow cruel at that moment). A week later we did another group event with friends at the long-gone Au Pied de Cachon (sp?) in Georgetown. I signaled I was clearly not interested in anything beyond friendship; she responded by doing shots and eventually puking on the sidewalk outside. |
Anonymous
They don’t shrink. They may have trouble getting hard though. |