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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]On our first date, after a few drinks she came back to my place. She mentioned how she had gotten really into yoga in the past year (which I do too) and eagerly said “want to see?” and I said sure. She bent over to get in downward dog pose and let out the biggest most thunderous queef. She was so embarrassed and must have told me 10 times that it wasn’t a fart and that yoga sometimes makes air go “down there” which I was clearly aware of, and I reassured her over and over that it’s totally fine and even tried to say it’s honestly kind of funny and not gross at all to make her feel better. For a bit she seemed to get over it, and then literally started crying because “she really liked me and felt like she ruined the date” with her queef. Ultimately we started dating and now we are married and we crack up about it because looking back how could you not. [/quote] Aww, that's sweet![/quote]
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