Cringe date moments?

[Anonymous]

Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

You were blowing your date at the movies, and the old guy was the creep? Oh dear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, so many! Been married almost 25 years but one of the funniest was my date “losing” his car in the Kennedy Center underground parking garage. It was our first date/only and he drove a non descript (beige) car. Came out of the show and starting walking, and walking and walking. I was chatting along not really paying attention when about ten minutes later he said he couldn’t remember where he parked his car.

We must have been walking for about a 1/2 hour when the security guard in a van drove up and offered to drive us around every level until he found his car. By this time, people were leaving and more coming in. All I remember is going up and down every level hearing the banter between my date and the driver, “that it? I’ll bet it’s here? No?”

Wow, that’s really interesting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One guy started making off-color jokes about a particular nationality, apropos of nothing at all. I’m an immigrant from that very country. Another guy waxed poetic—and I mean at considerable length and in impressive detail—about his love of hunting and skinning wild game. I’m vegan.

Briefly dated a vegan who worked as a bartender. Never thought about it before, but nearly all liquor is vegan (except things like Kaluha or Baileys).

I made her a home-cooked meal; she rated it an “A - “ because the Chai tea had honey (which exploits bees, according to her).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

You were blowing your date at the movies, and the old guy was the creep? Oh dear.

I can picture you clutching your pearls as you typed out “oh dear.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Date did drugs in front of me with friends, I worked for the DEA at the time. What a loser.

seriously, who would work for such a pointless borderline evil agency

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This one was many many years ago in my 20s so I will chalk it up to youth. Had a guy take me out to a diner. He ordered chicken wings and ate them in the most disgusting manner. Kept sucking the sauce off every. single. fingertip. Like over and over. All while grinning and laughing it up. Omg I wanted to vomit.

no wings on a date until the ring is on her finger. There is no non-disgusting way to eat them

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Second date with a guy. He ordered chicken wings and sucked all the meat off the first one and threw down the bones on top of the uneaten ones. I was so grossed out.

This is inexcusable. Who does that?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

You were blowing your date at the movies, and the old guy was the creep? Oh dear.

I can picture you clutching your pearls as you typed out “oh dear.”

NP. Did you miss the part where she got all huffy because she was blowing a stranger in public and thought the guy getting annoyed by it was the problem?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

One of these things is gross and a problem. Hint: it's not the old guy who wanted you to stop ruining his movie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

One of these things is gross and a problem. Hint: it's not the old guy who wanted you to stop ruining his movie.

Seriously. The old guy was not the cringe. Nor the one commuting a crime.

[Anonymous]

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Looking because other people are being loud during a movie isn't creepy, either - it's just human nature. The person blowing someone in a movie theater is the rude one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

One of these things is gross and a problem. Hint: it's not the old guy who wanted you to stop ruining his movie.

Seriously. The old guy was not the cringe. Nor the one commuting a crime.

Luckily, the homophobic laws against oral sex between consenting adults have been repealed in the US.

How sad you still cling to your prejudices.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went out with a guy who literally ordered the same thing I did all night. From drinks to entrees it was like "that sounds good, I think I'll get that too". It was bizarre.

Or there was the guy who said he was 49 who must have been mid-60's. When I went back later to check out his profile pictures closer it was apparent they were some OLD pictures. I guess he thought I wouldn't notice? His car had handicapped tags (nothing against the handicapped, it was just a bit of a shocker).

Maybe guy #1 wanted to split the bill?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Went on first date after my divorce with a guy who I’d been talking to over Facebook for about a month. Went to movies and one thing led to another and some nosey old guy kept looking at us messing around. I managed to somewhat start giving him a blowjob before I noticed old creepy guy looking. Normally wouldn’t do that on a first date however he was so cute and the chemistry was there. Been engaged 2 years now to him and we’re getting married spring 2022

One of these things is gross and a problem. Hint: it's not the old guy who wanted you to stop ruining his movie.

Seriously. The old guy was not the cringe. Nor the one commuting a crime.

Luckily, the homophobic laws against oral sex between consenting adults have been repealed in the US.

How sad you still cling to your prejudices.

The laws on sex in public are still in place though.
DP