My children are the worst coworkers that I have ever had

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My coworker put her underwear on my desk today.

Thanks for the laugh. And for making me dribble diet pepsi down my shirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My coworkers appear to be having a hard time finding one another. They keep opening my office door and conducting searches at random intervals. From time to time, I hear recitation of the numbers one through thirty followed by “Ready or not, here I come!” And the giggling and squealing. OH the giggling and squealing.

So cute!

[Anonymous]

I giggled my way through this whole thread and it’s the best thing that happened to me all day. Thank you so much for all these laughs!

[Anonymous]

I am tempted to file a complaint to HR about my coworkers inappropriate touching.

But I don’t know which HR to file it to so I give up n

[Anonymous]

My coworker insists on typing his ABCs on my computer when I am using it. Usually gets hysterical when he can’t find the letter I. Will then say, “What is this button?” and turns my computer off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My coworker insists on typing his ABCs on my computer when I am using it. Usually gets hysterical when he can’t find the letter I. Will then say, “What is this button?” and turns my computer off.

Too funny!

[Anonymous]

my 2 year old coworker bit me repeatedly yesterday. then he clocked me across the mouth with a plastic fake phone. Guess I wasn't working hard enough.... MORE SNACKS!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If we are back in school in May, don’t forget to thank their teachers!

Very unlikely. School most likely out until next September.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My coworker pooped her pants today while I was video conferencing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My coworker pooped her pants today while I was video conferencing.

When they asked for announcements at a senior leader meeting mine declared “I poopooed.”

[Anonymous]

I keep having to repeat the same instructions over and over to my coworkers. It's like they are not even listening! And they keep asking common sense questions. Karen, do you seriously not know how to do that? I've showed you a million times!! Ask your younger coworker. I bet they know how!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My coworker pooped her pants today while I was video conferencing.

When they asked for announcements at a senior leader meeting mine declared “I poopooed.”

Priceless

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My co worker burst into tears when he tried to get his google doc to link into Dropbox before the Zoom call. After texting tech support (his buddy) and figuring it out he said to me: Look, this platform proliferation is really a problem. These teachers need to get together and decide on common platforms, because this is terribly inefficient. He then went off in a huff, leaving me to try to get my One Drive document to open up so I could use it on the Skype call called by the coworker on Slack. I hear ya, kid. I hear ya.

I hear ya too. My coworker had to try a couple different platforms to finally connect to her off-site supervisor (aka music teacher). Expect we'll go through the whole routine again to connect with the other supervisor today (aka French tutor)! Meanwhile it takes me 10 minutes of retrying to connect to our overtaxed gotomeeting!!

[Anonymous]

My coworkers are getting bored without new activities provided by management, so they are staring at me and saying, "Can you...." and are literally trying to come up with new tasks for me to do, as I have already provided them with milk.

[Anonymous]

My co-worker has been telling knock-knock jokes with Siri for the past 20 minutes, while I'm trying to conduct a conference call.