My children are the worst coworkers that I have ever had

[Anonymous]

I'm glad this one got bumped up! No human coworkers, but:

Our official guidance apparently says we are not to allow any indication to our customers that we are not at the office, but a (real) coworker told me HIS coworker has bouts of nonstop barking when he sees something out the window.

Mine, who is usually quiet, started whining the other day, I was frantically trying to ignore while on a call, turned out he took a dump in one corner and puked in another.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My coworker has a serious disagreement with management about the afternoon nap mandate.

Mine too! Save me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm glad this one got bumped up! No human coworkers, but:

Our official guidance apparently says we are not to allow any indication to our customers that we are not at the office, but a (real) coworker told me HIS coworker has bouts of nonstop barking when he sees something out the window.

Mine, who is usually quiet, started whining the other day, I was frantically trying to ignore while on a call, turned out he took a dump in one corner and puked in another.

Does anyone realistically think you are at the office?