My children are the worst coworkers that I have ever had

[Anonymous]

Mine hits me in the face with toys and when I tell her no, she says "But Mommy I'm only hitting you a little bit!"

She also decorates me with stickers all day, telling me "it's because i love you and want to make you beautiful."

[Anonymous]

Somebody ate my lunch. It had my name on it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Somebody ate my lunch. It had my name on it.

MY SANDWICH???? MYYYYYY SANDWICCCHHHHHHHH?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You brought them up to be this way so blame yourselves. Children need discipline and to be taught boundaries. You have failed miserably in e everyway.

You seem nice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You brought them up to be this way so blame yourselves. Children need discipline and to be taught boundaries. You have failed miserably in e everyway.

This PP is a jerk - my coworkers are older middle and high school aged and keeping their clothes on, but they are both very touchy right now because they can’t see their friends in person and are very stressed about everyone dying. They have discipline and boundaries and STRESS and I would be an even worse parent if I didn’t notice this!

[Anonymous]

This is absolutely the best thread, please keep it up!

I was feeling so down and the posts made me smile so much.

Your children are adorable!

[Anonymous]

Mine behave like squirrels

[Anonymous]

My co-worker is crying real tears because she misspelled two words.

[Anonymous]

My cats are worse than my kids. One of them licked all the foam off my cappuccino this morning, and the other one is constantly whining for me to play with her. Thankfully they are now taking their afternoon nap.

[Anonymous]

lol. Mine stomped into the room yelling yesterday when I was on a conference call because the facebook live stream she was following to get her Girl Scout drawing badge kept seizing up.

On the bright side, she drew a really hilarious picture of the lady teaching the drawing lesson, and none of my coworkers have ever driven me a picture before. Winning!

[Anonymous]

Mine need constant praise and reinforcement, even for basic tasks. Worse than millennials.

[Anonymous]

My coworker is practicing touch typing and whining that when he can't look, that's when he gets one wrong!

[Anonymous]

My coworkers found a loose board in the deck, began loosening it, and over the course of a conference call made a large hole in the deck. I told them it probably violates OSHA regulations now but they did not seem to care.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:and they are constantly taking snack breaks!

OMG, the snacks!

OP, thanks for this thread - I needed a laugh!

[Anonymous]

My coworkers keep borrowing my things. I don't mind them walking off a pen here or there but they just think that whatever they see is theirs to take!