My children are the worst coworkers that I have ever had

[Anonymous]

You brought them up to be this way so blame yourselves. Children need discipline and to be taught boundaries. You have failed miserably in e everyway.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for posting this OP! I really needed the laugh.

[Anonymous]

Mine refuse to adhere to the dress code and are running around in pajamas. Where is the professionalism?

[Anonymous]

Mine just spilled his legos all over the floor, threw his hands in the air, and yelled, SHIT! He's 8.

[Anonymous]

This is great OP thanks for the thread and the laughs : )

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am gaining a new appreciation for working in a cube.

My new coworkers

Will not stop fooling around;
Have loud conversations when they should be working;
Whisper-yell to themselves as they complete their work;
Constantly ask for breaks;
Make a complete mess of the workspace;
Do not actually complete the work;
Constantly ask for help even when it is not necessary.

I bet you’ll never complain about that $5 Starbucks gift card again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:and they are constantly taking snack breaks!

Yes! I've started rationing snacks!

[Anonymous]

Mine is climbing on my back and singing old Macdonald at full blast. And she is still wearing her Pjs at lunch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mine refuse to adhere to the dress code and are running around in pajamas. Where is the professionalism?

One of mine is in red footie PJs and the other is in underwear and an undershirt...that's slightly see through.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You brought them up to be this way so blame yourselves. Children need discipline and to be taught boundaries. You have failed miserably in e everyway.

Oh, DCUM, never change.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mine refuse to adhere to the dress code and are running around in pajamas. Where is the professionalism?

One of mine is in red footie PJs and the other is in underwear and an undershirt...that's slightly see through.

Mine keeps trying to remove her pants and diaper. We have talked many times about how unprofessional it is to be in a meeting with your butt out but she will not listen. And HR is useless!

[Anonymous]

Mine is that annoying colleague who always tells you things could be worse. Godzilla could be stomping houses and breathing fire on us. Millions of scorpions could be stinging us to death. Yadda yadda yadda.

[Anonymous]

Mine needs me to wipe his bottom and the other is constantly following me everywhere!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You brought them up to be this way so blame yourselves. Children need discipline and to be taught boundaries. You have failed miserably in e everyway.

You're right. I am about to sit down with my 17 month old, apologize to her about all the ways I have failed her, and explain that children need boundaries.