Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

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I find this so interesting, you should do an AMA! What kind of things have you made people do? How did you discover this power?

Teach us

I can control others too and I willed her to write this post.

[Anonymous]

I just joined Ashley Madison, after 4 years of no sex with my husband.

And now, after reading this thread, I don't feel so bad! Thanks OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My BF asked me to rifle through my friend's medicine cabinet and steal some Viagra. Will I do it? No. Will I want to? Yes.

What the hell? Why can't he get his own prescription?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

And how do you know what they are thinking?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

Wow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

And how do you know what they are thinking?

Tell me what you can do. I totally want to know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have Presidents’ Day off but am going to put my child in camp and tell him mommy would be working. I will either spend the day home alone or go shopping or both.
However, this is way less guilt for me than when I drop him off with his lousy dad who sleeps past noon and feeds him sweets for breakfast and let’s him play GTA5 and have almost unlimited and uncensored screen fine.

This is just a sensible move. Good for you, mom!

[Anonymous]

I got breast implants and went a little too big. I’m enjoying how I look in new outfits and its funny to see guys try not to be distracted.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

How has no one told this guy to rot in hell in 5 pages?

I mean ... Everyone seems pretty chill about the MIL banging. We're jaded.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

If you're a woman, you sound like the kind of woman who could get me to go to church. God bless you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

If you’re not a troll then you are a idiot (not to mention, a horrible person). Get on Valtrex ASAP unless you want your wife to find out that you are cheating and that she’s infected all in the same day.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My bf thinks I'm just not a sexual person. The truth is that he's just too small to get excited about.

Why are you still with him?

He probably dreads your big sloppy mess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m having regular sex with my MIL...

Is she hot or just available?

[Anonymous]

During high school I hated my stepmom so much that I once jerked off in her Oil of Olay jar and was amused when she rubbed it all over her face at night. To this day I still think of it as Oil of Lay.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

Where’s the DC sniper when you need him?