Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

I’m a hoarder, like you see on tv. To the outside world I look so well put together and I’m always travelling and having fun and staying at resorts. Mostly because the resorts are clean.

I have 6 storage units... but at least I didn’t kill my husbands dog.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Yeah, but your husband is a douche.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Unmarried single friend here- I feel sorry for all my married friends with kids. I’d never want your life and feel like you’re the one missing out.

[Anonymous]

When I caught my H cheating it felt like a get out of jail fee card. I pretended to do therapy for 6 months as he begged forgiveness and then I cut him lose.

[Anonymous]

I hope you are ALL trolls.

[Anonymous]

I’m having regular sex with my MIL...

[Anonymous]

I bought a strap on so I can peg my DH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m a hoarder, like you see on tv. To the outside world I look so well put together and I’m always travelling and having fun and staying at resorts. Mostly because the resorts are clean.

I have 6 storage units... but at least I didn’t kill my husbands dog.

That’s the new DCUM tag line!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

[Anonymous]

I have had a major crush on a Dad at kid's school for years. I dream about him sometimes. He's super hot and I can tell he's into me too. I really wish I'd met him before we both had kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

He's going bald and it does bother me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

Wow. I hope you're kidding. That's messed up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Horrible people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have had a major crush on a Dad at kid's school for years. I dream about him sometimes. He's super hot and I can tell he's into me too. I really wish I'd met him before we both had kids.

It's mutual, hot stuff. But I wouldn't have married you. You're basic.