Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

This will be fun when the divorces start...

Exactly. You peeps are the epitome of losers. Have fun in your 40s and 50s.

Didn't even have to wait that long in my crowd.

[Anonymous]

I legitimately hate my coworker. I don't probably celebrate if she were hit by a bus. Hell I might even push her in front of the bus.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I legitimately hate my coworker. I don't probably celebrate if she were hit by a bus. Hell I might even push her in front of the bus.

Why do you hate her

Seeing if I have any traits that are dislikeable

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I legitimately hate my coworker. I don't probably celebrate if she were hit by a bus. Hell I might even push her in front of the bus.

Why do you hate her

Seeing if I have any traits that are dislikeable

She's a backstabbing , two-faced little witch who likes to play innocent.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

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She may be fat, but she can lose the weight. You’ll always be a terrible person and you have to live with that.

She’ll only get fatter as she gets older. Should get cats.

Getting “fatter” just means she’ll have to diet a few — maybe even several — monthslonger to get to an ideal weight whereas you will probably need a lifetime of therapy to become a non terrible person & even then it may not happen.

A nd, yeah, she should get cats (& you definitely shouldn’t). Unlike men, animals tend to somehow get an almost immediate sense of who is & is not a good person. And you would probably just kill the cats and mock how they looked while dying anyway.

[Anonymous]

I have Presidents’ Day off but am going to put my child in camp and tell him mommy would be working. I will either spend the day home alone or go shopping or both.
However, this is way less guilt for me than when I drop him off with his lousy dad who sleeps past noon and feeds him sweets for breakfast and let’s him play GTA5 and have almost unlimited and uncensored screen fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband isn't the father of the child I'm 6 months pregnant with. He's so happy about being a dad, I don't have the heart to tell him.

There is a special place in hell for women like you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

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She may be fat, but she can lose the weight. You’ll always be a terrible person and you have to live with that.

She’ll only get fatter as she gets older. Should get cats.

Getting “fatter” just means she’ll have to diet a few — maybe even several — monthslonger to get to an ideal weight whereas you will probably need a lifetime of therapy to become a non terrible person & even then it may not happen.

A nd, yeah, she should get cats (& you definitely shouldn’t). Unlike men, animals tend to somehow get an almost immediate sense of who is & is not a good person. And you would probably just kill the cats and mock how they looked while dying anyway.

If it was that easy for her to lose the weight, she would be thin by now. Agree about the cats.

[Anonymous]

I have a tiny harmless crush on a coworker. The kind that will never go anywhere or cause any harm, just the kind where there's mutual attraction and it makes it fun to show up each day and see them, i.e., the best kind of work crush.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

How has no one told this guy to rot in hell in 5 pages?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

She probably won’t. Have yet to transmit it to anyone.

[Anonymous]

My DH’s occasional coke usage.

[Anonymous]

I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

How has no one told this guy to rot in hell in 5 pages?

Cause he’s probably troll. Very few of these responses seem legit. Some are quite creative.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

How has no one told this guy to rot in hell in 5 pages?

there are a million of him out there.

His life will come crashing down eventually. My MIL works for an OBGYN, so many wives find out about cheating from their OBGYN.