Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

My BF asked me to rifle through my friend's medicine cabinet and steal some Viagra. Will I do it? No. Will I want to? Yes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bought a strap on so I can peg my DH.

Does he know?

[Anonymous]

I can’t stand my step daughter.

[Anonymous]

My child’s father is married

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I bought a strap on so I can peg my DH.

Give me a call if he's not game.

[Anonymous]

I hate my husband’s fat body. Almost every night I have dreams about running my hands and mouth along the bodies of men with muscles and six packs (those are the dreams safe for non-explicit, anyway). It depresses me that I can never do that again in real life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I detest my child, who is 19. My life has been misery since the day he was born. I want so badly to kick him out and rid myself of his never ending drama, but I feel so guilty about thinking this way.

What kind of drama?

He’s 19 & still living with you full time? Does he have a job &/or go to school? Are you paying for school? Does he pay rent &/or for his own groceries & other living expenses?

Does your spouse/his other parent like him? Do either of you actually fight (physically or screaming & yelling) or is it just arguing &/or freezing each other out?

Do you have any other kids? Do you like them any more than you do your 19-year-old? Why?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can’t stand my step daughter.

Why?

How old is she?

How long have known her? Been her stepmother? Do you live with her?

Do you have any other stepkids or bio kids? How old? Do any of them live with you? Do you like them? Why or why not?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My BF asked me to rifle through my friend's medicine cabinet and steal some Viagra. Will I do it? No. Will I want to? Yes.

You can buy it online from numerous sites very easily & quite cheaply.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My bf thinks I'm just not a sexual person. The truth is that he's just too small to get excited about.

Why are you still with him?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My bf thinks I'm just not a sexual person. The truth is that he's just too small to get excited about.

Why are you still with him?

Because at least I didn’t kill my husbands dog.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Horrible people.

Whose husbands almost certainly secretly hate them & are just waiting for the kids to grow up — or some other “right time” to leave.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

And she is sleeping with all of your spouses behind your backs (& they all enjoy doing it with her far more than they ever did with any of you).