Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

Our Lady of Perpetual Stimulation?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Was she the prettiest one?

+1, same question.

[Anonymous]

True confession: I am loving this thread.

[Anonymous]

I made a high 5 figure side gig last year on Seeking Arrangements. The men on it are so willing to give up money for sex and have a few who give me monthly allowances.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

This will be fun when the divorces start...

[b]

41, single and unmarried. My ‘friends’ judged me early on. While they got married and had kids, I got my phd, travelled to 100+ countries, bought a home for cash, got botox and slept in. Most are now divorced, look old and haggard, and feel like they missed out.

[Anonymous]

I am getting a hysterectomy on Feb 25th. I am staying 2 nights. I have 3 kids under 7. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BREAK! I have been downloading all my favorite shows on my iPad in case the hospital wifi sucks. I am going to organize all my pictures on my cloud, Im going to order in Uber Eats, Im going to take all the pain drugs they give me, etc etc. I have convinced DH just to check on my after the surgery but go right home. He doesn't get to stay and have a free pass. He needs to experience those 48 hours back home. OMG he has no idea. Im excited on so many levels.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I made a high 5 figure side gig last year on Seeking Arrangements. The men on it are so willing to give up money for sex and have a few who give me monthly allowances.

Do they wear condoms? If so I would totally do that.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I contracted HSV-2 about a year ago from a one night stand while out of town on business. Haven't told my wife. We still have unprotected sex regularly. So far nothing bad has happened.

How has no one told this guy to rot in hell in 5 pages?

I mean ... Everyone seems pretty chill about the MIL banging. We're jaded.

Also, genital herpes is so wide spread, difficult to detect, and presents so differently in different people (some never get an outbreak) that it isn't the scary thing it was years ago.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

[b]

I find this so interesting, you should do an AMA! What kind of things have you made people do? How did you discover this power?

[b]


Okkkayyyyy lady


Teach us

I can control others too and I willed her to write this post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I made a high 5 figure side gig last year on Seeking Arrangements. The men on it are so willing to give up money for sex and have a few who give me monthly allowances.

Do they wear condoms? If so I would totally do that.

Yes they do and don't want a disease or a baby. Paying off my student loans with the extra money and it took a couple of years to find the right kind of men.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am getting a hysterectomy on Feb 25th. I am staying 2 nights. I have 3 kids under 7. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BREAK! I have been downloading all my favorite shows on my iPad in case the hospital wifi sucks. I am going to organize all my pictures on my cloud, Im going to order in Uber Eats, Im going to take all the pain drugs they give me, etc etc. I have convinced DH just to check on my after the surgery but go right home. He doesn't get to stay and have a free pass. He needs to experience those 48 hours back home. OMG he has no idea. Im excited on so many levels.

You must have a really shitty home life and terrible man child of a husband if you're looking forward to major surgery for relief.

Check out the "why is the divorce always the answer" thread. I am looking at you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

This made me sick. I hope she gets run over, but for sure her DH will end up divorcing this sicko. Can't hide that evil for very long.

[Anonymous]

I don't take off my sunglasses when I meet new people

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

This made me sick. I hope she gets run over, but for sure her DH will end up divorcing this sicko. Can't hide that evil for very long.

How did you find a vet who would put a presumably healthy dog down?

If this is true, you're completely evil and I don't say that lightly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

This made me sick. I hope she gets run over, but for sure her DH will end up divorcing this sicko. Can't hide that evil for very long.

How did you find a vet who would put a presumably healthy dog down?

If this is true, you're completely evil and I don't say that lightly.

My SIL is a vet tech and Vets will sometimes TELL people to put their dogs down even though they probably don’t need it. She’s followed pet owners outside a number of times and referred them to another vet.