Realistically, which cross-admit battles does UChicago actually win?

[Anonymous]

Generally, the ones it should. Those that involve kids who value what’s distinctive about the school and who are looking for an academic challenge.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Generally, the ones it should. Those that involve kids who value what’s distinctive about the school and who are looking for an academic challenge.

Lol, Stanford, Columbia, Dartmouth, Cornell, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, and Service Academies are Division 1 schools. And these are Chicago's superiors when it comes to academics. And in sports, it's a joke to compare I and III, Pee Wee Hermans to near professional athletes.

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Hahaha. When your own students bad mouth you, what can you do? People living in glass houses shouldn't throw stoves at others. Game, set, match. Duke loses.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Hahaha. When your own students bad mouth you, what can you do? People living in glass houses shouldn't throw stoves at others. Game, set, match. Duke loses.

Some how I smell UChicago behind this. Duke is manly man, not Pee Wee. Somehow I see Pee Wee's signature in the post.

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

Very true. How did you know. Indeed Duke rejects are picked up and employed by Bon Appetit, to serve Chicago students in their dining hall. They are so happy here though. In fact they even recommend their legacy siblings for a Bon Appetit internship at UChicago. These students are a little thick, but very respectful and hard working. They know their place.Bon Appetit trains those Duke students well and send them back to Duke with some good skills to serve as Butlers in the homes of Chicago trained bankers.

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

Very true. How did you know. Indeed Duke rejects are picked up and employed by Bon Appetit, to serve Chicago students in their dining hall. They are so happy here though. In fact they even recommend their legacy siblings for a Bon Appetit internship at UChicago. These students are a little thick, but very respectful and hard working. They know their place.Bon Appetit trains those Duke students well and send them back to Duke with some good skills to serve as Butlers in the homes of Chicago trained bankers.

Jesus. Don't let Duke athlete-scholar infiltrate Chicago through the backdoor. A Duke athlete-scholar near a Chicago woman can very well recreate Helen leaving Menelaus and their child to run off with irresistible kitchen-guest Paris. Just the sight of the Duke athlete-scholar stirs the Chicago woman. She wouldn't be able to resist if she finds out the kitchen-guest Paris wants her. She'll be ready to give up everything, including banker's home, her whole future, to be with her Paris.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

Very true. How did you know. Indeed Duke rejects are picked up and employed by Bon Appetit, to serve Chicago students in their dining hall. They are so happy here though. In fact they even recommend their legacy siblings for a Bon Appetit internship at UChicago. These students are a little thick, but very respectful and hard working. They know their place.Bon Appetit trains those Duke students well and send them back to Duke with some good skills to serve as Butlers in the homes of Chicago trained bankers.

Jesus. Don't let Duke athlete-scholar infiltrate Chicago through the backdoor. A Duke athlete-scholar near a Chicago woman can very well recreate Helen leaving Menelaus and their child to run off with irresistible kitchen-guest Paris. Just the sight of the Duke athlete-scholar stirs the Chicago woman. She wouldn't be able to resist if she finds out the kitchen-guest Paris wants her. She'll be ready to give up everything, including banker's home, her whole future, to be with her Paris.

You know how that story ended you moron or do they read only Cliff notes of famous classics at Duke

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

Very true. How did you know. Indeed Duke rejects are picked up and employed by Bon Appetit, to serve Chicago students in their dining hall. They are so happy here though. In fact they even recommend their legacy siblings for a Bon Appetit internship at UChicago. These students are a little thick, but very respectful and hard working. They know their place.Bon Appetit trains those Duke students well and send them back to Duke with some good skills to serve as Butlers in the homes of Chicago trained bankers.

Jesus. Don't let Duke athlete-scholar infiltrate Chicago through the backdoor. A Duke athlete-scholar near a Chicago woman can very well recreate Helen leaving Menelaus and their child to run off with irresistible kitchen-guest Paris. Just the sight of the Duke athlete-scholar stirs the Chicago woman. She wouldn't be able to resist if she finds out the kitchen-guest Paris wants her. She'll be ready to give up everything, including banker's home, her whole future, to be with her Paris.

You know how that story ended you moron or do they read only Cliff notes of famous classics at Duke

It's how you live while you are alive cuz we all die you idiot.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

Very true. How did you know. Indeed Duke rejects are picked up and employed by Bon Appetit, to serve Chicago students in their dining hall. They are so happy here though. In fact they even recommend their legacy siblings for a Bon Appetit internship at UChicago. These students are a little thick, but very respectful and hard working. They know their place.Bon Appetit trains those Duke students well and send them back to Duke with some good skills to serve as Butlers in the homes of Chicago trained bankers.

Jesus. Don't let Duke athlete-scholar infiltrate Chicago through the backdoor. A Duke athlete-scholar near a Chicago woman can very well recreate Helen leaving Menelaus and their child to run off with irresistible kitchen-guest Paris. Just the sight of the Duke athlete-scholar stirs the Chicago woman. She wouldn't be able to resist if she finds out the kitchen-guest Paris wants her. She'll be ready to give up everything, including banker's home, her whole future, to be with her Paris.

You know how that story ended you moron or do they read only Cliff notes of famous classics at Duke

It's how you live while you are alive cuz we all die you idiot.

Your asshole must be so jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth..

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lol. There's no comparison, Division 1 vs. Division 3. Even Chicago women know who the champion winners are, leaving Chicago Pee Wee Hermans in the dust.

Most of Duke is filled with HYPS rejects. Losers every one of them who would sell their Moms to get into a single letter school.. The rest are rednecks and racists. Stay away from this school. I regret choosing this school over Rice every day. Environment is so toxic it's not even funny.

Just like Chicago is filled with Duke rejects. Ok, Pee Wee.

Very true. How did you know. Indeed Duke rejects are picked up and employed by Bon Appetit, to serve Chicago students in their dining hall. They are so happy here though. In fact they even recommend their legacy siblings for a Bon Appetit internship at UChicago. These students are a little thick, but very respectful and hard working. They know their place.Bon Appetit trains those Duke students well and send them back to Duke with some good skills to serve as Butlers in the homes of Chicago trained bankers.

Jesus. Don't let Duke athlete-scholar infiltrate Chicago through the backdoor. A Duke athlete-scholar near a Chicago woman can very well recreate Helen leaving Menelaus and their child to run off with irresistible kitchen-guest Paris. Just the sight of the Duke athlete-scholar stirs the Chicago woman. She wouldn't be able to resist if she finds out the kitchen-guest Paris wants her. She'll be ready to give up everything, including banker's home, her whole future, to be with her Paris.

You know how that story ended you moron or do they read only Cliff notes of famous classics at Duke

It's how you live while you are alive cuz we all die you idiot.

Your asshole must be so jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth..

Better to be the one to start the war than the decrepit cuckolded banker.

[Anonymous]

Wow. I usually regret clicking on these threads. They're always beyond belief and way out of hand. Can't really explain why I keep clicking. Maybe it's like a car wreck-- hard to look away. But... I am just too tired for this one tonight. WTH?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Generally, the ones it should. Those that involve kids who value what’s distinctive about the school and who are looking for an academic challenge.

See, this one made sense. Yes, this.

[Anonymous]

[quote Better to be the one to start the war than the decrepit cuckolded banker.

Bankers are banging both your mom and sister for pennies on the dollar. They don't even have to run away with them. Your Mom and sister just submit happily because their Duke degree only gave them skills for this line of work.

Remember Belle Knox? Poster Child for the culture at Duke. Says a lot about the school.