All single men shoudl have to read DCUM for a month before proposing

[Anonymous]

Sorry, no time to read Dcum, took busy ki$$ing @$$ at the office all day and night.

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Anonymous wrote:You know, a good counselor goes over all these issues before marriage. We had 6 sessions and they were extremely beneficial.

I still wish DH was more involved with his parents, called them and spoke to them about plans. All of that has fallen to me and there's constant annoyance from my inlaws about this and they direct it at me. For instance, we're going on vacation this weekend with inlaws and DH hasn't yet figured out what day we're going, the address of the house rental or whether any reservations or plans have been made for the weekend. And I'm not about to add it to my mountain of to-do s[u].

And? If I want something done the way I want it I make the plans. Otherwise don't agree to go. Stop harping.

Post that on the thread with the husband whining about how he wants his wife to call a gardener so he doesn't have to do any work. He needs to stop harping.

Don't. Don't do your husband's basic tasks and Don't worry about his parents. His mother ABSOLUTELY knows her son is unorganized, can't plan, and doesn't keep track of details. Deep down she is very happy he even managed to get married and she hopes he stays that way so someone can take care of him while he focuses on his studies, I mean office work.

+1000

hilarious. and true. I know my son's shortcomings quite well. Fingers crossed....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everyone should read DCUM, are you kidding me? Unhelpful husbands, cheaters, the misery of SAHM and the stress of WOHM. Every choice has consequences. Getting married seems to me to be a losing dead for BOTH parties.

Women cheat as much as men?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here's the marriage+ kids test: Ask potential husband to define and describe the word "parent" as both a noun and a verb.

If the answer is half-assed and his role in it = No Kids OR No Marriage. But only pick one.

If his answer is thoughtful and convincing = Marriage+Kids

Feel free to have one kid without a husband in the picture. Much easier and bypasses the deadweight.

Ask her to define/describe "Wife" and if it doesn't include regular sex and staying fit/attractive, she's not marriage material.
At most, date her then Next her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Here's the marriage+ kids test: Ask potential husband to define and describe the word "parent" as both a noun and a verb.

If the answer is half-assed and his role in it = No Kids OR No Marriage. But only pick one.

If his answer is thoughtful and convincing = Marriage+Kids

Feel free to have one kid without a husband in the picture. Much easier and bypasses the deadweight.

Ask her to define/describe "Wife" and if it doesn't include regular sex and staying fit/attractive, she's not marriage material.
At most, date her then Next her.

Ask him to speak on whether he feels entitled to marital rape, and whether he intends to get and maintain a six pack. If not, dump him. As a female, you'll have no issue finding a replacement.

Preferably young and hot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's the marriage+ kids test: Ask potential husband to define and describe the word "parent" as both a noun and a verb.

If the answer is half-assed and his role in it = No Kids OR No Marriage. But only pick one.

If his answer is thoughtful and convincing = Marriage+Kids

Feel free to have one kid without a husband in the picture. Much easier and bypasses the deadweight.

Ask her to define/describe "Wife" and if it doesn't include regular sex and staying fit/attractive, she's not marriage material.
At most, date her then Next her.

Ask him to speak on whether he feels entitled to marital rape, and whether he intends to get and maintain a six pack. If not, dump him. As a female, you'll have no issue finding a replacement.

Preferably young and hot.

Overly dramatic language like "he feels entitled to marital rape" reveals your negative views of sex.
Definitely not marriage material.
Next!

If you are into six packs, find a guy with a six pack and tell him it's important to you.
Totally fair!
But don't marry a beer gut expecting him to change.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think many men would take a more critical look at the woman they were planning to propose to if they read all of the hate filled posts by the women. I believe the old saying Men thing the woman won't change after the wedding day and Women are certain the men will. I would also encourage men to pay attention to how they are treated during the wedding planning, it is a good preview of married life.

Good idea.

Especially about all the posts that sex ends as women get older, she puts up with it to get married but once she is older NADA nothing

And that women complain about a small penis when they can't get off. Almost as if they never had sex with you before getting married

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think many men would take a more critical look at the woman they were planning to propose to if they read all of the hate filled posts by the women. I believe the old saying Men thing the woman won't change after the wedding day and Women are certain the men will. I would also encourage men to pay attention to how they are treated during the wedding planning, it is a good preview of married life.

Good idea.

Especially about all the posts that sex ends as women get older, she puts up with it to get married but once she is older NADA nothing

And that women complain about a small penis when they can't get off. Almost as if they never had sex with you before getting married

Guys if you fall for that BS about sex ending as women get older, blame yourself for not keeping on top of your game.
A sexy fit man has infinite options, with or without bothering with a divorce.
Stop being a cry baby, hit the gym, and if she's not up for it, you know what to do.

[Anonymous]

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Did you ever consider that you men ruin us? We give you the best years of our lives, bear your children, take your crap and nurse you through countless bouts of man flu and you can't mow the f&$@king yard?

LOL, in your dreams.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Here's the marriage+ kids test: Ask potential husband to define and describe the word "parent" as both a noun and a verb.

If the answer is half-assed and his role in it = No Kids OR No Marriage. But only pick one.

If his answer is thoughtful and convincing = Marriage+Kids

Feel free to have one kid without a husband in the picture. Much easier and bypasses the deadweight.

Ask her to define/describe "Wife" and if it doesn't include regular sex and staying fit/attractive, she's not marriage material.
At most, date her then Next her.

Ask him to speak on whether he feels entitled to marital rape, and whether he intends to get and maintain a six pack. If not, dump him. As a female, you'll have no issue finding a replacement.

Preferably young and hot.

Overly dramatic language like "he feels entitled to marital rape" reveals your negative views of sex.
Definitely not marriage material.
Next!

If you are into six packs, find a guy with a six pack and tell him it's important to you.
Totally fair!
But don't marry a beer gut expecting him to change.

I would never do that, yuck.

Only 10/10 men for me.

[Anonymous]

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Did you ever consider that you men ruin us?

Nope, I didn't ruin you. Don't know you, don't care to. You're not a martyr.

It was shoving all those cucumbers up her snatch that ruined it. I mean, her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's the marriage+ kids test: Ask potential husband to define and describe the word "parent" as both a noun and a verb.

If the answer is half-assed and his role in it = No Kids OR No Marriage. But only pick one.

If his answer is thoughtful and convincing = Marriage+Kids

Feel free to have one kid without a husband in the picture. Much easier and bypasses the deadweight.

Ask her to define/describe "Wife" and if it doesn't include regular sex and staying fit/attractive, she's not marriage material.
At most, date her then Next her.

Ask him to speak on whether he feels entitled to marital rape, and whether he intends to get and maintain a six pack. If not, dump him. As a female, you'll have no issue finding a replacement.

Preferably young and hot.

Overly dramatic language like "he feels entitled to marital rape" reveals your negative views of sex.
Definitely not marriage material.
Next!

If you are into six packs, find a guy with a six pack and tell him it's important to you.
Totally fair!
But don't marry a beer gut expecting him to change.

I would never do that, yuck.

Only 10/10 men for me.

They might date you until your natural sex aversion is revealled.
Wonder why you ask a 10 if he intends to get a six pack, wouldn't he already have that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to thank DCUM for convincing me, a young single woman, that I never, EVER want to get married. The ticket is having a one night stand, getting knocked up, and raising that kid by yourself without ever having him know his dad, who could then sue for visitation and parental rights. Way of the future. Men are being phased out.

Just wait until the sex robots are real life. No need for women anymore.

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/sex-robot-samantha-on-sale/

i cant wait for 20 years from now. It will be as significant as the pill for women. Imagine a world where you can have realistic sex without dealing with all the crap from a wife. A no disease.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I want to thank DCUM for convincing me, a young single woman, that I never, EVER want to get married. The ticket is having a one night stand, getting knocked up, and raising that kid by yourself without ever having him know his dad, who could then sue for visitation and parental rights. Way of the future. Men are being phased out.

Just wait until the sex robots are real life. No need for women anymore.

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/sex-robot-samantha-on-sale/

i cant wait for 20 years from now. It will be as significant as the pill for women. Imagine a world where you can have realistic sex without dealing with all the crap from a wife. A no disease.

God I can't wait. No men pestering women for sex desperately. Women will have total control of our reproductive futures. Hopefully porn and sex trafficking will go down. No constant harassment for sex. Utopia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here's the marriage+ kids test: Ask potential husband to define and describe the word "parent" as both a noun and a verb.

If the answer is half-assed and his role in it = No Kids OR No Marriage. But only pick one.

If his answer is thoughtful and convincing = Marriage+Kids

Feel free to have one kid without a husband in the picture. Much easier and bypasses the deadweight.

Ask her to define/describe "Wife" and if it doesn't include regular sex and staying fit/attractive, she's not marriage material.
At most, date her then Next her.

Ask him to speak on whether he feels entitled to marital rape, and whether he intends to get and maintain a six pack. If not, dump him. As a female, you'll have no issue finding a replacement.

Preferably young and hot.

Overly dramatic language like "he feels entitled to marital rape" reveals your negative views of sex.
Definitely not marriage material.
Next!

If you are into six packs, find a guy with a six pack and tell him it's important to you.
Totally fair!
But don't marry a beer gut expecting him to change.

I would never do that, yuck.

Only 10/10 men for me.

They might date you until your natural sex aversion is revealled.
Wonder why you ask a 10 if he intends to get a six pack, wouldn't he already have that?

Yes he would.