All single men shoudl have to read DCUM for a month before proposing

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:You know, a good counselor goes over all these issues before marriage. We had 6 sessions and they were extremely beneficial.

I still wish DH was more involved with his parents, called them and spoke to them about plans. All of that has fallen to me and there's constant annoyance from my inlaws about this and they direct it at me. For instance, we're going on vacation this weekend with inlaws and DH hasn't yet figured out what day we're going, the address of the house rental or whether any reservations or plans have been made for the weekend. And I'm not about to add it to my mountain of to-do s.

And? If I want something done the way I want it I make the plans. Otherwise don't agree to go. Stop harping.

Post that on the thread with the husband whining about how he wants his wife to call a gardener so he doesn't have to do any work. He needs to stop harping.

You mean the military guy that has been deployed and wife wants him to do stuff from overseas? Yeah that guy is completely unreasonable for not doing the yard work.

Yeah. Because husband's don't do yard work. Nor do they clean the house, do repairs, help with cars, etc. And wives don't clean, cook, do childcare, do household work, etc

Magical elves do it all. It's great.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Most of the DCUM harpies are bitter dried up divorced women who can't find another man or overweight tumblrinas with cats as companions as they can't find a male to put up with their garbage. Oh, it's the guys fault he doesn't want to date their bitter angry asses...

I agree, it's incite into the most bitter and contemptuous group of woman in the area.

I think every single guy should read it and see if they notice similar traits in the women they're dating. If you see any similarities - run run run.

There are good women in the area. Plenty of them.

Oh cheeto fingers. I guess no one liked your post so you have to reply to yourself.

I wish we could take all your posts and make a list out of them to warn women who might be thinking about marriage. It would be helpful if you could register.

Time for you to change out your kitty litter and pop a Xanax as you contemplate the Realization you'll be alone forever.

PROTIP: it's you're bad attitude and purple hair...

Time for you to wash your flashlight and pop the anti-psychotic as you realize your Waifu cutout isn't actually real.

PROTIP: it's your greasy unwashed body and poor social skills...

"Poker social skill"

Says the overweight cat lady...

Move your therapy appointment up to twice a week lady - try to remember there's people who love you. No men of course - you repulse them - but someone.

I wish I could say the same for you, but you radiate unhappiness and loneliness. Sorry that no one likes your and let alone loves you.


At least you have your waifu pillow though. For when you cry about none of the girls liking you

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Most of the DCUM harpies are bitter dried up divorced women who can't find another man or overweight tumblrinas with cats as companions as they can't find a male to put up with their garbage. Oh, it's the guys fault he doesn't want to date their bitter angry asses...

I agree, it's incite into the most bitter and contemptuous group of woman in the area.

I think every single guy should read it and see if they notice similar traits in the women they're dating. If you see any similarities - run run run.

There are good women in the area. Plenty of them.

Oh cheeto fingers. I guess no one liked your post so you have to reply to yourself.

I wish we could take all your posts and make a list out of them to warn women who might be thinking about marriage. It would be helpful if you could register.

Clearly your DH is one lucky guy.

As is your (nonexistent) DW.

I am a DW.

Get a room already!

And I am a DH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know, a good counselor goes over all these issues before marriage. We had 6 sessions and they were extremely beneficial.

I still wish DH was more involved with his parents, called them and spoke to them about plans. All of that has fallen to me and there's constant annoyance from my inlaws about this and they direct it at me. For instance, we're going on vacation this weekend with inlaws and DH hasn't yet figured out what day we're going, the address of the house rental or whether any reservations or plans have been made for the weekend. And I'm not about to add it to my mountain of to-do s.

And? If I want something done the way I want it I make the plans. Otherwise don't agree to go. Stop harping.

Post that on the thread with the husband whining about how he wants his wife to call a gardener so he doesn't have to do any work. He needs to stop harping.

You mean the military guy that has been deployed and wife wants him to do stuff from overseas? Yeah that guy is completely unreasonable for not doing the yard work.

Yeah. Because husband's don't do yard work. Nor do they clean the house, do repairs, help with cars, etc. And wives don't clean, cook, do childcare, do household work, etc

Magical elves do it all. It's great.

Apparently the PP and his wife, neither of whom feel housework should be done, live in an episode of Hoarders.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know, a good counselor goes over all these issues before marriage. We had 6 sessions and they were extremely beneficial.

I still wish DH was more involved with his parents, called them and spoke to them about plans. All of that has fallen to me and there's constant annoyance from my inlaws about this and they direct it at me. For instance, we're going on vacation this weekend with inlaws and DH hasn't yet figured out what day we're going, the address of the house rental or whether any reservations or plans have been made for the weekend. And I'm not about to add it to my mountain of to-do s.

And? If I want something done the way I want it I make the plans. Otherwise don't agree to go. Stop harping.

Post that on the thread with the husband whining about how he wants his wife to call a gardener so he doesn't have to do any work. He needs to stop harping.

You mean the military guy that has been deployed and wife wants him to do stuff from overseas? Yeah that guy is completely unreasonable for not doing the yard work.

Yeah. Because husband's don't do yard work. Nor do they clean the house, do repairs, help with cars, etc. And wives don't clean, cook, do childcare, do household work, etc

Magical elves do it all. It's great.

So no sleep for him as he's hours ahead or behind. He is working hours upon hours and she can't call a Gardner...

Yeah, that's ALL his fault .

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Most of the DCUM harpies are bitter dried up divorced women who can't find another man or overweight tumblrinas with cats as companions as they can't find a male to put up with their garbage. Oh, it's the guys fault he doesn't want to date their bitter angry asses...

I agree, it's incite into the most bitter and contemptuous group of woman in the area.

I think every single guy should read it and see if they notice similar traits in the women they're dating. If you see any similarities - run run run.

There are good women in the area. Plenty of them.

Did you ever consider that you men ruin us? We give you the best years of our lives, bear your children, take your crap and nurse you through countless bouts of man flu and you can't mow the f&$@king yard?

Lawn mowers are for men only!

[Anonymous]

Did you ever consider that you men ruin us?

Nope, I didn't ruin you. Don't know you, don't care to. You're not a martyr.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know, a good counselor goes over all these issues before marriage. We had 6 sessions and they were extremely beneficial.

I still wish DH was more involved with his parents, called them and spoke to them about plans. All of that has fallen to me and there's constant annoyance from my inlaws about this and they direct it at me. For instance, we're going on vacation this weekend with inlaws and DH hasn't yet figured out what day we're going, the address of the house rental or whether any reservations or plans have been made for the weekend. And I'm not about to add it to my mountain of to-do s.

And? If I want something done the way I want it I make the plans. Otherwise don't agree to go. Stop harping.

Post that on the thread with the husband whining about how he wants his wife to call a gardener so he doesn't have to do any work. He needs to stop harping.

You mean the military guy that has been deployed and wife wants him to do stuff from overseas? Yeah that guy is completely unreasonable for not doing the yard work.

Yeah. Because husband's don't do yard work. Nor do they clean the house, do repairs, help with cars, etc. And wives don't clean, cook, do childcare, do household work, etc

Magical elves do it all. It's great.

So no sleep for him as he's hours ahead or behind. He is working hours upon hours and she can't call a Gardner...

Yeah, that's ALL his fault .

Your third grade spelling abilities are a dead giveaway that you are the lazy ass loser from the other thread.

YOU never explained why YOU can't call a gardener since you are too pathetically lazy to pull up a few weeds yourself.

You knew you got outargued and put in your place so you started this thread to whine. Get a grip on your life. You sound like a real piece of work

[Anonymous]

I want to thank DCUM for convincing me, a young single woman, that I never, EVER want to get married. The ticket is having a one night stand, getting knocked up, and raising that kid by yourself without ever having him know his dad, who could then sue for visitation and parental rights. Way of the future. Men are being phased out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Most of the DCUM harpies are bitter dried up divorced women who can't find another man or overweight tumblrinas with cats as companions as they can't find a male to put up with their garbage. Oh, it's the guys fault he doesn't want to date their bitter angry asses...

I agree, it's incite into the most bitter and contemptuous group of woman in the area.

I think every single guy should read it and see if they notice similar traits in the women they're dating. If you see any similarities - run run run.

There are good women in the area. Plenty of them.

Oh cheeto fingers. I guess no one liked your post so you have to reply to yourself.

I wish we could take all your posts and make a list out of them to warn women who might be thinking about marriage. It would be helpful if you could register.

Time for you to change out your kitty litter and pop a Xanax as you contemplate the Realization you'll be alone forever.

PROTIP: it's you're bad attitude and purple hair...

Time for you to wash your flashlight and pop the anti-psychotic as you realize your Waifu cutout isn't actually real.

PROTIP: it's your greasy unwashed body and poor social skills...

"Poker social skill"

Says the overweight cat lady...

Move your therapy appointment up to twice a week lady - try to remember there's people who love you. No men of course - you repulse them - but someone.

I wish I could say the same for you, but you radiate unhappiness and loneliness. Sorry that no one likes your and let alone loves you.


At least you have your waifu pillow though. For when you cry about none of the girls liking you

Had to look up Waifu, so the fact you know what that is confirms what I suspect.

It must be sad to realize even your cats don't really care for you either. Wipe the Doritos crumbs off your face and step outside for a bit. Cover up though, no one wants to see your cankles. Walk down to a golds and get a gym membership and see if they can work with you. Doubt it.

Going to the gym is a start - unfortunately they do work on personality there so you're going to have to stop being you essentially.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to thank DCUM for convincing me, a young single woman, that I never, EVER want to get married. The ticket is having a one night stand, getting knocked up, and raising that kid by yourself without ever having him know his dad, who could then sue for visitation and parental rights. Way of the future. Men are being phased out.

You can join fat cat lady and life a life of hate together. Unfortunately your kid is going to be a mess line you, but if it means you're not making any men miserable it's a risk the gene pool at large is willing to take

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to thank DCUM for convincing me, a young single woman, that I never, EVER want to get married. The ticket is having a one night stand, getting knocked up, and raising that kid by yourself without ever having him know his dad, who could then sue for visitation and parental rights. Way of the future. Men are being phased out.

So trashy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Most of the DCUM harpies are bitter dried up divorced women who can't find another man or overweight tumblrinas with cats as companions as they can't find a male to put up with their garbage. Oh, it's the guys fault he doesn't want to date their bitter angry asses...

I agree, it's incite into the most bitter and contemptuous group of woman in the area.

I think every single guy should read it and see if they notice similar traits in the women they're dating. If you see any similarities - run run run.

There are good women in the area. Plenty of them.

Oh cheeto fingers. I guess no one liked your post so you have to reply to yourself.

I wish we could take all your posts and make a list out of them to warn women who might be thinking about marriage. It would be helpful if you could register.

Time for you to change out your kitty litter and pop a Xanax as you contemplate the Realization you'll be alone forever.

PROTIP: it's you're bad attitude and purple hair...

Time for you to wash your flashlight and pop the anti-psychotic as you realize your Waifu cutout isn't actually real.

PROTIP: it's your greasy unwashed body and poor social skills...

"Poker social skill"

Says the overweight cat lady...

Move your therapy appointment up to twice a week lady - try to remember there's people who love you. No men of course - you repulse them - but someone.

I wish I could say the same for you, but you radiate unhappiness and loneliness. Sorry that no one likes your and let alone loves you.


At least you have your waifu pillow though. For when you cry about none of the girls liking you

Had to look up Waifu, so the fact you know what that is confirms what I suspect.

It must be sad to realize even your cats don't really care for you either. Wipe the Doritos crumbs off your face and step outside for a bit. Cover up though, no one wants to see your cankles. Walk down to a golds and get a gym membership and see if they can work with you. Doubt it.

Going to the gym is a start - unfortunately they do work on personality there so you're going to have to stop being you essentially.

Sure you did.

"Wipe the Doritos crumbs off your face and step outside for a bit. Cover up though, no one wants to see your cankles. Walk down to a golds and get a gym membership and see if they can work with you. Doubt it."

If only you could take your own advice, you wouldn't have to jerk off to hentai in mama's basement. Maybe a real girl might even talk to you- and not just the regular "Ew! Get away from me!"

Oh...and start using Proactive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know, a good counselor goes over all these issues before marriage. We had 6 sessions and they were extremely beneficial.

I still wish DH was more involved with his parents, called them and spoke to them about plans. All of that has fallen to me and there's constant annoyance from my inlaws about this and they direct it at me. For instance, we're going on vacation this weekend with inlaws and DH hasn't yet figured out what day we're going, the address of the house rental or whether any reservations or plans have been made for the weekend. And I'm not about to add it to my mountain of to-do s.

And? If I want something done the way I want it I make the plans. Otherwise don't agree to go. Stop harping.

Post that on the thread with the husband whining about how he wants his wife to call a gardener so he doesn't have to do any work. He needs to stop harping.

You mean the military guy that has been deployed and wife wants him to do stuff from overseas? Yeah that guy is completely unreasonable for not doing the yard work.

Yeah. Because husband's don't do yard work. Nor do they clean the house, do repairs, help with cars, etc. And wives don't clean, cook, do childcare, do household work, etc

Magical elves do it all. It's great.

I am pretty sure mowing a yard in DC when you are overseas is not easily done, nor are repairs on the home, fixing the car, etc. While I am not personally deployed, I have found that while on international business trips, mowing the grass and fixing things when I am on different continent is impossible for me. But I am a man, if I were a woman I am sure I could accomplish it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to thank DCUM for convincing me, a young single woman, that I never, EVER want to get married. The ticket is having a one night stand, getting knocked up, and raising that kid by yourself without ever having him know his dad, who could then sue for visitation and parental rights. Way of the future. Men are being phased out.

That's the way to do it. Nothing makes the DCUM male losers (and they are losers, hanging out on a women's parenting forum) than this. Virtual high five.