What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

The biggest secret I'm keeping from my spouse is that I paid actual money for boosters in Candy Crush.

*hangs head in shame*

[Anonymous]

That I'm not only making plans to leave, but already window shopping for his replacement. I'm the breadwinner, so even if he finds out, he doesn't have anything to hold over my head.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I lost my virginity to my older sister's husband's twin brother fifteen years ago.

I cannot tell him because Thanksgiving + Christmas would be SO awkward and he doesn't have a clue.

He deserves to know, to me that's grounds for divorce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The biggest secret I'm keeping from my spouse is that I paid actual money for boosters in Candy Crush.

*hangs head in shame*

Oh, god. Hugs. This is head hanging worthy. I empathize.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

We are deadline driven.

Truth, truth, truth! Hormones drive you to marriage and kids!! They totally muddle your brains.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1. He is bad in bed
2. I sold myself for money after undergrad
3. I think he's a douche.

Why are you still married to him??

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.

Your SO's secret: he already had his dad cut you out of the will.

Isn't it true that as long as inheritance funds aren't co-mingled during a marriage they remain the legal property of the heir in a divorce?

Yes. DUH.

It is true and I'm planning on co-mingling the shit out of that money! He'll be in board with that

[Anonymous]

Bulimia.

[Anonymous]

I have two:

1) I was away on travel, overseas. I had a weekend free, and decided to go sightseeing in a neighboring country. That might not have been bad, but our kid got a stomach bug.

2) Well before we met (when I was still in college, I got a BJ from a male college friend. I tried to reciprocate, but could not. I am complete hetero -- no desire to do anything with anyone else. But a BJ is a BJ.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:that I've slept with many of my coworkers.

Are you male or female? Do the coworkers that you've slept with know about each other? If not, how did you pull it off?

I read this and realized this is me, too.. one coworker knows about the other two.

I went through a bit of a crazy phase after I separated from my ex...

[Anonymous]

My wife knows I "fantasize" about her everyday, she doesn't know that it is typically multiple times a day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

Maybe he feels you have an extremely large vagina.

[Anonymous]

That I think he is really unintelligent and I worry that has been passed on to our kids.

[Anonymous]

I pray every day that our baby looks like me and my family and not him and his