What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

A LONG time ago (15+ years) I made up something really terrible about one of his friends so he wouldn't talk to him ever again. It has worked so far. Now, I don't even remember what the lie was.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I pick my son's boogers out with tweezers

So do I, except it's not a secret.

[Anonymous]

How many men I slept with before him.
I had an abortion.
I have made out with a friend of his -- several times .... after we got married.

[Anonymous]

I hate his guts and fantasize about his funeral. What I'll wear. How I'll act. What I'll do immediately after. How well I will sleep that first night alone .....

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.

Can confirm!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I'm not only making plans to leave, but already window shopping for his replacement. I'm the breadwinner, so even if he finds out, he doesn't have anything to hold over my head.

When you get hit with the demand for spousal support, you're going to be on DCUM whining and bitching about the unfairness of it all.

[Anonymous]

I struggle with depression and anxiety that I manage with suicidal ideation. I'd never act on it but sometimes, the only way I can quiet the self-loathing enough to get to sleep is thinking of committing suicide. DH would lose it if he knew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pick my son's boogers out with tweezers

So do I, except it's not a secret.

Why don't you use this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I struggle with depression and anxiety that I manage with suicidal ideation. I'd never act on it but sometimes, the only way I can quiet the self-loathing enough to get to sleep is thinking of committing suicide. DH would lose it if he knew.

Would lose it like be furious? Or be worried sick because the most important person in the world to him is feeling so horrible?

Line up a therapist and a psychiatrist ASAP.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I'm not only making plans to leave, but already window shopping for his replacement. I'm the breadwinner, so even if he finds out, he doesn't have anything to hold over my head.

When you get hit with the demand for spousal support, you're going to be on DCUM whining and bitching about the unfairness of it all.

Highly unlikely. We have no children and a prenup.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate his guts and fantasize about his funeral. What I'll wear. How I'll act. What I'll do immediately after. How well I will sleep that first night alone .....

You should read The Widow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate his guts and fantasize about his funeral. What I'll wear. How I'll act. What I'll do immediately after. How well I will sleep that first night alone .....

You should read The Widow.

fiction or non-fiction?

I don't hate his guts but have the same thoughts.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I lost my virginity to my older sister's husband's twin brother fifteen years ago.

I cannot tell him because Thanksgiving + Christmas would be SO awkward and he doesn't have a clue.

He deserves to know, to me that's grounds for divorce.

Uh, why on earth? It wasn't cheating or incest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate his guts and fantasize about his funeral. What I'll wear. How I'll act. What I'll do immediately after. How well I will sleep that first night alone .....

You should read The Widow.

fiction or non-fiction?

I don't hate his guts but have the same thoughts.

Jesus. Leave.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.

Can confirm!

Not for me. I am the "not a small penis" poster from above. When we met, he was active and in shape and generally a sexual person. He has since put on 40ish lbs, is sedentary and lazy, and shows zero interest in sex