What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

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Anonymous wrote:That I clean out my ears by picking out wax with the end of a bobby pin.

My mom used to do that.

Mine too.

I do it too. It's the same shape as an ear wax extractor. DH knows I do it though.

[Anonymous]

The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I would like an addition to the house. Like a mini studio so I can live there alone.

You can get a casita no questions asked by moving to the Southwest. If you have a big enough yard and prime location you can get a Tiny House and rent it out occasionally with the other times for your use.

No. Bad weather freaks my cat out. I want a permanent structure connected to the house with a covered walkway. I already secretly drew up the plans. Backyard is never used and big enough for a studio.

My husband is noisey, very early riser, napper, constantly watching tv and he likes to cook. I just want my own nice quiet place. I don't hate him. I just want to be alone. A nice intercom system so we can talk maybe.

He would be highly offended by my secret.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.

Your SO's secret: he already had his dad cut you out of the will.

[Anonymous]

That I'm planning to leave him. I'm lining things up. I can't tell him because I'm positive he would make my life hell with his verbal and emotional abuse and maybe take off with our child.

Unfortunately I'm sure catching him by surprise is the best option, and that sucks.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.

Your SO's secret: he already had his dad cut you out of the will.

Isn't it true that as long as inheritance funds aren't co-mingled during a marriage they remain the legal property of the heir in a divorce?

[Anonymous]

That I lost my virginity to my older sister's husband's twin brother fifteen years ago.

I cannot tell him because Thanksgiving + Christmas would be SO awkward and he doesn't have a clue.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spill!

Many times rather than empty the dishwasher I just add more items and restart it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:that I've slept with many of my coworkers.

Are you male or female? Do the coworkers that you've slept with know about each other? If not, how did you pull it off?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That I clean out my ears by picking out wax with the end of a bobby pin.

I have a high threshold for grossness but this is gross.

Why is it gross? Umm do you not clean your ears out? I think this is an effective way to get every scrap out. I mean it'd be different if s/he was re-using the bobby pins afterward.

You're not supposed to clean your ears out - you're supposed to have wax in there. You're going to make yourself deaf.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The only thing that keeps me from leaving during the arguments is that I am counting on a large inheritance from his father.

Your SO's secret: he already had his dad cut you out of the will.

Isn't it true that as long as inheritance funds aren't co-mingled during a marriage they remain the legal property of the heir in a divorce?

Yes. DUH.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

We are deadline driven.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

Ugh, same

Ugh...not the small penis part, but same. NOT good in bed, and totally unwilling to put in any effort to be. It sucks, I don't think he has any clue what a sexual person I am bc I would literally rather get myself off than sleep with him

This is so common. Same here.