what looks like a condom appeared in my toliet just now
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Anonymous
Cherry flavored rim. |
Anonymous
| Sounds like her husband has seen Presumed Innocent and decided to bring it home with him to avoid random use of his DNA. |
Anonymous
Or there just isn't a trash can in the car. |
Anonymous
| This thread is going to be immortal. |
Anonymous
If daylight savings ended recently and it was fall back, you would be right! 
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Anonymous
| Ok, so it's a condom you don't have in your drawer in your box of condoms. . . So then he cheated perhaps? Like sex in a theater with somebody else slipped it in his pocket and down the toilet at home?? I'd be checking his pockets for sperm smear to confirm!!@! |
Anonymous
This is IMPOSSIBLE unless you are in an old building I suppose. Like old. |
Anonymous
| Maybe he masturbated into the condom for various reasons? |
Anonymous
| Is the red ring lipstick??? :0 |
Anonymous
Maybe just placenta and stuff not a real rubber..?.. |
Anonymous
| Why put the cherry flavor on the rim where it's so much harder to access? |
Anonymous
| OP did you retrieve it for further analysis? |
Anonymous
TRY HARDER! |
Anonymous
| Life is like a box of chocolates- I mean, red ringed condoms. Okay, seriously though, DH gave you that response with a straight face? Check his pockets and wallet for receipts. Late night run to the store, CVS? and then, Do they sell condoms like that? Holy hell, you have a newborn. Not time to investigate. Call a girlfriend over. |
Anonymous
And the poor sixteen yesr old cleaning up the theater who reaches down to pick up what he thinks is a jujube wrapper... Nasty OP. How old are you? |