What makes a man a catch?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

You need to switch positions. Fixed it for us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

I'm not crazy about the curve, either. Doesn't look good, either. It looks curvey.

[Anonymous]

Likes brownies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

I'm not crazy about the curve, either. Doesn't look good, either. It looks curvey.

+1 throw the curvy ones back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My ex was beta with high drive. An angry, short cowardly man who was frustrated with his career and liked to bully women and children. He felt he deserved daily bjs.

+1

Plus, short men, more often tan not, have small penises. Very important to know that ahead of time.

Yeah, it was small. I didn't mind that. I'm...small down there, too. It was his horrible personality after we wed that made me not want to sleep with him.

[Anonymous]

Can keep his banana in his pants.

[Anonymous]

Can have great eye sex.

[Anonymous]

this thread is cracking me up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

I think you mean uterus/cervix. It's not hitting your bladder, sweetie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

I think you mean uterus/cervix. It's not hitting your bladder, sweetie.

If it's curved, it probably is putting pressure on her bladder. Look at this diagram.

Hitting the cervix is a different feeling altogether.

[Anonymous]

A happy and loving man. Easy going, does not get stressed, enjoys life, responsible,does not hold grudges, ethical, compassionate. Loves his family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Guy here. Can someone please mention average penis? Damn it.

No no. Huge thick one. With a nice curve to it.

Also, must love cats.

The curve looks nice but DH's hits me right in the bladder

I think you mean uterus/cervix. It's not hitting your bladder, sweetie.

If it's curved, it probably is putting pressure on her bladder. Look at this diagram.

Hitting the cervix is a different feeling altogether.

[Anonymous]

Oh no, this has evolved to diagrams. Just toss the curved banana pants ones to the curb, honey

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:only 15% of men are 6' or above. Now combine that with 6 figure income and you can see why women are pissed off as a gender and write books like the 'the end of men'

No shit? This information suddenly gave me a new appreciative perspective on DH, who is 6' 2", makes mid 100s and is currently snoring on the sofa in a very boring way.