How do you handle farting in your relationship

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.

+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.

My advanced degrees, income level, and digestive tract all disagree with you.

[Anonymous]

My name is xxxx, I have a PhD and I fart

[Anonymous]

This thread is hilarious! I am pleased to learn that my Dutch lineage may be responsible for my farting. I can't wait to tell my brother that we are proud Dutch farters!

[Anonymous]

I always tried to hold it in or go to another room, as did DH, although a fart escaped here and there. Then I got pregnant and all bets are off. Since delivering, I think I've farted in front of the neighbors even. DH still seems to find me attractive, though, despite my increased output.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.

+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.

We both have advanced degrees and let it rip.

Us too. We also have HHI over $300k, and happily fart away (at home).

You may be in the minority.
I am sorry your spouse won't make the effort to go to the bathroom to fart.
I am sorry there is no mutual respect.

You up tight ladies know that your farts slip out after you go to sleep right? Holding it in an pretending your refined ladies is just a rouse you tell yourselves to feel better! Seriously your human, your body has functions that can't always be controlled, unclench already!

[Anonymous]

We have a farting competitions.I think his farts stick but mine smell like roses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We fart. We laugh. We love.

It works for us.

Well said!

Exactly. We are both slightly juvenile in general, though. It has absolutely no effect on how I view his attractiveness. Actually, burping grosses me out much more.

[Anonymous]

I have no problem with pooping, discussing digestive issues if necessary, but I don't bust off in front of others. If it reeks, it's just rude. I hate when people fart in front of me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.

+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.

We are farters + Masters of Science

[Anonymous]

You shouldn't hold them in. You'll become a hunchback. That's according to my MIL. If I can rip in front of her, I can rip in front of DW. My DD is the worst though. She farted once and the cat died.

[Anonymous]

I cannot even believe this is a serious thread. The OP must be so uptight and I'm sure that sex must be a BLAST!

[Anonymous]

From the time my daughter could talk, any time she farted, she'd pop her thumb out of her mouth, shake her head and say, "Daddy." Very disapprovingly. My husband was offended at first. She even does it when he is not around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You shouldn't hold them in. You'll become a hunchback. That's according to my MIL. If I can rip in front of her, I can rip in front of DW. My DD is the worst though. She farted once and the cat died.

I'm crying...this is the funniest thread ever!

[Anonymous]

DH lets out frequent disgusting stanky farts when he drinks diet soda. I retaliate by "forgetting" to buy diet soda every time I go to the grocery store.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We have a farting competitions.I think his farts stick but mine smell like roses.

STICK? Thats a first.