How do you handle farting in your relationship

[Anonymous]

Serious question.

You can't live with NOT farting. But, wow, what a romance killer.

Do you pass gas in front of your SO? Are you male or female? Do you have strong feelings about your SO doing this in front of you?

I'm in a new relationship and I can't imagine sleeping over his house.... No way I'd be able to go that long without farting!

I did used to fart in front of my ex but.... hey, look how that turned out!

[Anonymous]

Female, married 25 years. Try not to pass gas in close proximity to DH, but sometimes it just happens. I say, excuse me. No big deal.

[Anonymous]

It is a bona fide problem in my marriage. I am dead serious. My DH has MS and some limitations w/regard to muscle control. He farts. A lot. It stinks. And it happens every single day and often at night.

I am no longer attracted to him at all, not one tiny bit.

[Anonymous]

LOL. I get a quarter if I make a noise.

[Anonymous]

We fart in front of each other, and sometimes in our sleep. We normally laugh it off.

Once, when we were dating, he farted in my car and it was so stinky my car smelled for three days! I married him anyway. It helps that we quit eating dairy and wheat.

Still happy, together for 19 years.

[Anonymous]

Humor. I have IBS (mostly controlled) & it can give me the worst gas. Thankfully my DH is super understanding & has a great sense of humor. He still sexes me on the regular so it must not be too much of a boner killer. Obviously I don't judge his farts either.

[Anonymous]

DW here. I fart more than DH and it makes him crazy. Haha!

[Anonymous]

Good thing I have a fart fetish. Every time she farts, I ejaculate.

[Anonymous]

My DH would rather I not and I don't do it in front of him often. However, every now and then after he lets one rip and I smell it, I pay him back. We normally laugh it out and joke about it. Married almost 6 years. I, of course, wouldn't think to do it while having sex!

[Anonymous]

Dutch oven.

I like to fart and have my DH walk into the smell. He traps me under the covers.

10+ years and going strong...but sense of smell fading fast.

[Anonymous]

DW here. I'm a quiet farter and don't really like to do it in front of people. DH lets it out when he has to. Usually very quiet or short. Sometimes he lets one rip and I just look at him and start laughing and say "really?!?!"

Doesn't affect my attraction to him at all.

[Anonymous]

We never fart in front of each other, married sixteen years.
I never want to hear that.

We get up and go to the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dutch oven.

I like to fart and have my DH walk into the smell. He traps me under the covers.

10+ years and going strong...but sense of smell fading fast.

You sound very classy.

[Anonymous]

Not a big deal at all. We usually just laugh, but similarly to another PP we eat a paleo diet and don't have much gas anymore.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dutch oven.

I like to fart and have my DH walk into the smell. He traps me under the covers.

10+ years and going strong...but sense of smell fading fast.

You sound very classy.

No she sounds fun. You sound like a prude. How can you marry someone and not be comfortable around them doing normal human things. Guess what?? My husband sees me naked sometimes too, and *gasp* is aware that I poop too!