How do you handle farting in your relationship

[TwistdMike]

Anonymous wrote:F here. It bothers me when DH doesn't say "excuse me". Or, if he's otherwise inconsiderae (say, comes in the car and lets one out as soon as he closes the door; should have farted on the sidewalk.)

I do this to DW, as soon as the elevator door closes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't like it when DH farts -- I think it's gross. When I do it, though, it is rather cute.

Sweetheart, I never knew you posted here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Humor. I have IBS (mostly controlled) & it can give me the worst gas. Thankfully my DH is super understanding & has a great sense of humor. He still sexes me on the regular so it must not be too much of a boner killer. Obviously I don't judge his farts either.

Just curious how are you controlling it yet still have bad gas?

[Anonymous]

Bump.

[Anonymous]

Bump.

[Anonymous]

Pull this finger! ????

[Anonymous]

Handle it the same way you do at the office.

[Anonymous]

Pre and probiotic food. Lots of fiber. fresh fruits and veggies. Lots of water. Good pooping habits.

Lot less of processed food and meats.

[Anonymous]

My DW only farts during anal. The rest of the time she's fairly demure about it

[Anonymous]

It's a normal bodily function. We both have a great sense of humor and just laugh about it. It's not a big deal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We fart in front of each other, and sometimes in our sleep. We normally laugh it off.

Once, when we were dating, he farted in my car and it was so stinky my car smelled for three days! I married him anyway. It helps that we quit eating dairy and wheat.

Still happy, together for 19 years.

+1 tho only 16 years

[Anonymous]

All of our family farts away while at home. We don't care.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Wow. I'm curious how you function outside the privacy of your homes. Like, at work. Do you constantly fart at work? Are you sure your digestive tract is functioning normally? Cause so much farting as to cause relationship issues is not typical.

I'm aware of the fact that everybody poops. I feel no need to crawl up anybody's cornhole though LOL