Blame yourself for marrying that slovenly man. You chose him. |
You wife must have low self esteem. Obviously, |
We each have graduate degrees and pulled in more than $600K last year and $800K this year, and have no problem farting in front of each other every once in a while. We also (gasp!) wear shoes in our house. But keep thinking that if it makes you feel better. |
Sensitive, much? ![]() |
Why would I be sensitive? I don't live with him. My DH is classy. |
So why did he marry you? ![]() |
If DH or I ever fart, it is no big deal, though it is not pleasant. I find it interesting that so many people fart so much.
Could it be the American diet? Or the fact that many Americans do not shit first thing in the morning? Diet, regularity and emptying bowels first thing in the morning eliminates loud and stinky farts. You wiil still pass gas but it will be usually silent and non-stinky. |
I often fart in the shower in the am while DH is on the toilet pooping. Our running joke is I fart and he'll say ," I heard that," and I say "Nah uh". We think it's hilarious!
Signed, SAHM who just had sex with her husband for the third night in a row! |
As long as the far does not occur during anal sex (which I do not like), it is not a big deal.
Sharts...that is a different story. |
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION |
OMG you had a TMI Troika |
Ok...my wife is up now...I heard the fart from the bedroom while in the living room. The dog went upstairs to be with her (she -- the dog -- knows the fart means DW is up). |
+1. Both Drs and both unrepentant farters. But mine don't stink, so it's ok. Hers, on the other hand, smell like a rotting zombie. |
Us here as well. Maybe because we are so rich we just don't care ![]() |
Im from Europe. It could be the food I'm eating here, but I doubt it. I come from a long line of proud Dutch farters! |