How do you handle farting in your relationship

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dutch oven.

I like to fart and have my DH walk into the smell. He traps me under the covers.

10+ years and going strong...but sense of smell fading fast.

You sound very classy.

No she sounds fun. You sound like a prude. How can you marry someone and not be comfortable around them doing normal human things. Guess what?? My husband sees me naked sometimes too, and *gasp* is aware that I poop too!

I would lose all sexual attraction if I hear DH fart.
He respects me enough to not do that.

[Anonymous]

He does it all the time.

I would never fart in front of him on purpose. Gas -x is your friend.

[Anonymous]

We do not fart in front of each other. Married 27 years.

[Anonymous]

We blame it on the kids,
Or the dog

[Anonymous]

There are always people farting in my yoga classes; better my husband than strangers!!!

[Anonymous]

DH goes to the bathroom at night and early morning making me to wake up with those explosive sounds. Not happy with each other anymore.
He also farts in presence of our 5 y o son. I said: Go farting with your mother (my MIL)

[Anonymous]

Jesus y'all are tight assed. Literally.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Serious question.

You can't live with NOT farting. But, wow, what a romance killer.

Do you pass gas in front of your SO? Are you male or female? Do you have strong feelings about your SO doing this in front of you?

I'm in a new relationship and I can't imagine sleeping over his house.... No way I'd be able to go that long without farting!

I did used to fart in front of my ex but.... hey, look how that turned out!

My same house buying disrespecting mother fiancée has farted randomly many times when I kiss him. Claims he didn't mean to. I called him out on it and told him it was freaking me out. Honestly, it's not ok.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Serious question.

You can't live with NOT farting. But, wow, what a romance killer.

Do you pass gas in front of your SO? Are you male or female? Do you have strong feelings about your SO doing this in front of you?

I'm in a new relationship and I can't imagine sleeping over his house.... No way I'd be able to go that long without farting!

I did used to fart in front of my ex but.... hey, look how that turned out!

I think as with all questions on this forum the answer is pretty clear. . . if your spouse farts, you need to leave that loser immediately.

[Anonymous]

I used to work at a well known big garden center in NoVA. 80% of the customers I helped were farters. They asked me questions like what shrubs adapt to wet soils, and while I was providing them with the info they seemed to be happy and relaxed farting.

[Anonymous]

We try to not fart near each other. But it can't always be helped. If it's a silent killer, we'll call out ourselves. And if we stink up the bathroom, we have the kindness to warn the other.

[Anonymous]

My husband does not allow me to fart, so I usually hold in it.

[Anonymous]

We both fart near each other when we can, run away and laugh uncontrollable when the smell hits. Totally juvenile and hilarious to both of us. Works for our family! Now, burping? That is disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We both fart near each other when we can, run away and laugh uncontrollable when the smell hits. Totally juvenile and hilarious to both of us. Works for our family! Now, burping? That is disgusting.

Honey, is that you?

[Anonymous]

OMG- farting is part of our shared intimacy. It's a running source of amusement for us both. Trust me, over 25 years, DW has done her share. To each their own, I suppose. We do try not to fart at the table, but that rule left with a pair of DS. One night, honest to God, we had a chorus...I know, "very classy", but laughter is a strong glue for friendship and love.