DC Private with the hottest Dads / cast your vote

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:correction: purple scarf. i hate it when i'm premature.

There are times in a man's life when he suffers from Premature Flirtation, or PF.
When this happens, consult your doctor, and ask for VitalSpeech. VitalSpeech
works with medulla and the cerebral cortex to slow the L-dopy sayings before
they arrive at the speech or keyboard nerves.

Unlike other medications, VitalSpeech is taken daily, and leaves you always at
your smoothest. Picking your son up from the football pitch, or your daughter
from her school play is no time to be tongue twisted, who knows when you
might see a purple scarf to flirt with?

Do not take VitalSpeech in combination with other medicines, especially methylenedioxy-
methylamphetamine. Do not allow pregnant women, or women who may become
pregnant to handle VitalSpeech. If you suffer from a rare condition known as
filibuster, an oration lasting more than 4 hours, discontinue flirtation and seek
medical assistance immediately. Occasional side effects have been noted including
flirting in front of your children and making them grossed out, writing the Gettysburg
address, and a desire to edit Victor Hugo's works in the original french and translate them
to Klingon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No one cares.

I do care. At the next STA event I will be trying to get a look at this Form-C AA hottie.

There are a lot of Form C hottie dads this year of all different colors and hues. If that's the new form of recruitment, I'm all for it!! Great job Mr. Admissions Director!!! Not to worry, that's just my annual fund wallet you hear me opening up just a little bit wider.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:correction: purple scarf. i hate it when i'm premature.

There are times in a man's life when he suffers from Premature Flirtation, or PF.
When this happens, consult your doctor, and ask for VitalSpeech. VitalSpeech
works with medulla and the cerebral cortex to slow the L-dopy sayings before
they arrive at the speech or keyboard nerves.

Unlike other medications, VitalSpeech is taken daily, and leaves you always at
your smoothest. Picking your son up from the football pitch, or your daughter
from her school play is no time to be tongue twisted, who knows when you
might see a purple scarf to flirt with?

Do not take VitalSpeech in combination with other medicines, especially methylenedioxy-
methylamphetamine. Do not allow pregnant women, or women who may become
pregnant to handle VitalSpeech. If you suffer from a rare condition known as
filibuster, an oration lasting more than 4 hours, discontinue flirtation and seek
medical assistance immediately. Occasional side effects have been noted including
flirting in front of your children and making them grossed out, writing the Gettysburg
address, and a desire to edit Victor Hugo's works in the original french and translate them
to Klingon.

Very clever.

For those in need of a purple scarf Brooks Brothers has nice ones on sale right now. I almost wish my kid went to this school so I could see how many purple scarves show up at the next parent event.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There is a Form C dad of color at STA that is very handsome!

Here, here, no voting for yourself!

LOL !

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a few crushes on some Dads at my children's schools.....some based on looks. Some based on charm and personality. Beauvoir & St. Albans....but that doesn't mean anything. Just answering the question. I'm sure I'd find crushes anywhere else.....human nature!

Yeah, but come on isn't kind of fun anyway. After all, your not flirting, you are just doing the auction art project together for the good of the FA scholarship fund....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not all the dads at JPDS are pasty and chubby.

So, well, lets here it , Hot Dads at Jewish Primary Day :

Rahm has left town, unfortunately. Who else you got ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There is a Form C dad of color at STA that is very handsome!

Here, here, no voting for yourself!

Ha. My guess is that it was not the dad who posted this, but the mom. Just like a Cathedral school mom to be bragging about and flashing her acquistions and possessions - you know, Land Rover SUV, Deer Valley cabin, Patek Phillippe watch, Bottega Veneta handbag, perfect little snowflakes, handsome husband, blah blah, blah blah. LOL.

not interested in negative here, PP. Do you have a hot dad sighting to share or not ? If not, that is OK, but let others have their fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I vote for myself. Any lonely wives who want to creep should send me a signal at the next school event you attend. Wear a purple scar, I'll take it over from there.

Oh, its nice to have soemoen who will play with us.... . PP, I would like to know what school you hail from. If you read this, please post the first and last initial of the teachers in your child's grade as an identifyer.

[Anonymous]

I think our school has not many hot dads, though friendly ones. It's interesting how few creepy ones now I think about it. A fair trade.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think our school has not many hot dads, though friendly ones. It's interesting how few creepy ones now I think about it. A fair trade.

Trading creepy for friendly, or creepy for hot?

And to what school are you referring?

[Anonymous]

That it's ok if they're not gorgeous in exchange for not having that weird feeling about some of them. I totally won't say where, clearly we have it better than I thought!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:St. Patricks mom here. Lots of attractive men there. But they all seem to fit one mold of handsome. Monied, often pasty, slightly stiff, white guys. When DS got to St. Albans, I suddenly found myself interacting more with a much more diverse crowd, including quite a few debonair, slightly or greatly flirty, non-white guys. Of course the mother load of such things would have to be WIS. Looking to send DD there. LOL.

If you are into trying something different waspy momma, check out Prep for freckled, ruddy faced Irishmen, with growing potbellies, but nonetheless still athletic, charming, and strong bodied. At least a dozen fit this description and are not so hard on the eyes.

PP , please elaborate on how the "mother load" of hot Dads can be found at WIS. Primary school, Upper School, where and do give examples. very interested.

I think the point of "Waspy Momma" was that she found the more international crowd (or at least the less lilly white crowd she was accustomed to at St. Pats) intriguing and even exciting. I don't know WIS myself, but my guess is that there are a lot of non-white dads of all colors and hues who fit the description of debonair and "slightly or greatly flirty."

WASPY Momma, when you tire of the Asians, Indians, Arabs, and Euro-males at STA and WIS, to spice up your life, don't forget about the snarky, oh so witty, if slightly nebbishy, Jewish men at GDS. You know what they say about men with big brains. Eureka! My crush is slightly tubby and balding, but with a rakish smile and sense of humor that gets my juices flowing.

[Anonymous]

This post is a new low even for DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
WASPY Momma, when you tire of the Asians, Indians, Arabs, and Euro-males at STA and WIS, to spice up your life, don't forget about the snarky, oh so witty, if slightly nebbishy, Jewish men at GDS. You know what they say about men with big brains. Eureka! My crush is slightly tubby and balding, but with a rakish smile and sense of humor that gets my juices flowing.

Yikes. I hope I don't have to explain why.

[Anonymous]

St Johns has the best looking Dads, sporty but still fun to talk to, successful/confident, but approachable.