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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]correction: purple scarf. i hate it when i'm premature.[/quote]

There are times in a man's life when he suffers from Premature Flirtation, or PF.
When this happens, consult your doctor, and ask for VitalSpeech.  VitalSpeech
works with medulla and the cerebral cortex to slow the L-dopy sayings before
they arrive at the speech or keyboard nerves.

Unlike other medications, VitalSpeech is taken daily, and leaves you always at
your smoothest.  Picking your son up from the football pitch, or your daughter
from her school play is no time to be tongue twisted, who knows when you
might see a purple scarf to flirt with?

Do not take VitalSpeech in combination with other medicines, especially methylenedioxy-
methylamphetamine.  Do not allow pregnant women, or women who may become
pregnant to handle VitalSpeech.  If you suffer from a rare condition known as
filibuster, an oration lasting more than 4 hours, discontinue flirtation and seek
medical assistance immediately.  Occasional side effects have been noted including
flirting in front of your children and making them grossed out, writing the Gettysburg
address, and a desire to edit Victor Hugo's works in the original french and translate them
to Klingon.

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Very clever.

For those in need of a purple scarf Brooks Brothers has nice ones on sale right now.  I almost wish my kid went to this school so I could see how many purple scarves show up at the next parent event.[/quote]

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