What drink do you order when you go out?

[Anonymous]

Gin and tonic. It's timeless.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ Oh and btw Ms. Classy...learn how to properly write a sentence if you want to throw around how classy and educated and wonderful your dumb ass is!

Signed an educated, wealthy, hot woman who does not give a shit about what people think of me!

^Pina Colada Drinker^

Just sayin'.

Actually I hate piña coladas. The taste not the drink. Just sayin: you were trying to be funny and failed. Go for the gold next time you try and insult someone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry lady, I do. Its what my office calls them. Mostly male office. Last count, 66 people - only 7 women. We are all college educated, most with masters degrees.

I probably make more than you, have more education than you, and have been to more states than you (as in the legal definition of states - what uneducated folks call countries or nations). Went to 12 different ones on 4 continents in one year for business related travel, all with after hours business functions. I do drink sake in Japan and beer in Germany and wine in France, since it is part of the local custom. But otherwise, I refrain from drinking at business functions.

So, snob, what do you say now? I still must be uncouth because I prefer a Daiquiri or Pina Colada?

Legal definition!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! Ive got three of my staff looking at this and we're laughing hysterically. Btw, we're an international law firm. thanks for the laugh. Hee!

[Anonymous]

gimlet... yummo.

[Anonymous]

Surely I can't be alone in this: single malt. Neat, with a splash of water.


Drinking to present a particular image is pathetic. Drink what you like. No one important is thinking about your drink.

[Anonymous]

Usually whatever beer is on draft or a white wine, because I like the taste of both, and because the sugary drinks are a colossal waste of calories.

I agree with the pp who pointed out that red wine usually results in stained teeth. Very distracting in business situations.

[Anonymous]

Water!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love skinny margaritas and white wine spritzers in the summer and whiskey sours in the winter. I am also a fan of martinis but I'm not sure I would drink them while working...they usually have a pretty big kick to them. How about rum and coke? Makers and ginger ale? Gin and tonic? Slow gin fizz? For white wine I like pinot grigio or sancerre...not a fan of chardonnay. For red wine I like pinot noire...don't really like cabernet.

Hysterical! Are you a secretary who works downtown and lives in a trailor in St Marys or Anne Arundel country?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Realize that the bartender LOATHES customers who order silly drinks. Don't mess with the people who prepare your drinks (and food, for that matter). I've seen what they can do and it's not pretty.

And that's why I rarely tip them!

Then I hope you realize that on more than one occasion, your bartender has directly touched his balls then stirred your drink with the same finger. And probably at least twice in your drinking career, he's stirred your drink with his wiener.

OMG... So true. I tended bar in my younger days and if you ordered a pina colada, I would have just said 'no.' Luckily, I worked at a bar without a blender. I would also make up ridiculous, really high prices for labor-intensive or annoying drinks... "Did you say you wanted a Long Island Iced Tea/Blue Motorcycle/Kamikaze/Fuzzy Nipple? Yeah, that will be $18"

Not tipping your server/bar tender is really shitty. There is a special level of hell for people like you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love skinny margaritas and white wine spritzers in the summer and whiskey sours in the winter. I am also a fan of martinis but I'm not sure I would drink them while working...they usually have a pretty big kick to them. How about rum and coke? Makers and ginger ale? Gin and tonic? Slow gin fizz? For white wine I like pinot grigio or sancerre...not a fan of chardonnay. For red wine I like pinot noire...don't really like cabernet.

Hysterical! Are you a secretary who works downtown and lives in a trailor in St Marys or Anne Arundel country?

You may have intended this to be a humorous post, but it has a very condescending ring to it.

[Anonymous]

Forget going out. Just get a bottle of something and pass out at home.

You'll get promoted while all your socializing, gossiping, backstabbing co-workers are getting drunk on company time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is a time an place for every drink. When dining outdoors in summer would you order french onion soup or beef stew? After a day of skiing would you order gazpacho? No, not because they can't be delicious, but because they are inappropriate.

So, at brunch order a bloody mary or mimosa. For backyard barbeques, beer, wine or even sangria is good. Drink your margaritas with mexican food. Drink your cognacs and single malts in the cigar bar. At a sports bar order crappy American beer or overpriced microbrews. At an Irish bar order a stout. At a work function order a simple highball (gin & tonic, whiskey ginger, collins, etc.), a cocktail (gimlet, sidecar, martini), or stick with wine. With dinner have red or white wine. Order a white russian if it's 1985, a jaeger if you are a horny frat boy, and do shots of

((Hugs))

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry lady, I do. Its what my office calls them. Mostly male office. Last count, 66 people - only 7 women. We are all college educated, most with masters degrees.

I probably make more than you, have more education than you, and have been to more states than you (as in the legal definition of states - what uneducated folks call countries or nations). Went to 12 different ones on 4 continents in one year for business related travel, all with after hours business functions. I do drink sake in Japan and beer in Germany and wine in France, since it is part of the local custom. But otherwise, I refrain from drinking at business functions.

So, snob, what do you say now? I still must be uncouth because I prefer a Daiquiri or Pina Colada?

Legal definition!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! Ive got three of my staff looking at this and we're laughing hysterically. Btw, we're an international law firm. thanks for the laugh. Hee!

Coo-coo bird, you're not fooling anybody.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ Oh and btw Ms. Classy...learn how to properly write a sentence if you want to throw around how classy and educated and wonderful your dumb ass is!

Signed an educated, wealthy, hot woman who does not give a shit about what people think of me!

^Pina Colada Drinker^

Just sayin'.

Actually I hate piña coladas. The taste not the drink. Just sayin: you were trying to be funny and failed. Go for the gold next time you try and insult someone.

For someone who doesn't give a shit what people think of her, you are awfully sensitive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love skinny margaritas and white wine spritzers in the summer and whiskey sours in the winter. I am also a fan of martinis but I'm not sure I would drink them while working...they usually have a pretty big kick to them. How about rum and coke? Makers and ginger ale? Gin and tonic? Slow gin fizz? For white wine I like pinot grigio or sancerre...not a fan of chardonnay. For red wine I like pinot noire...don't really like cabernet.

Hysterical! Are you a secretary who works downtown and lives in a trailor in St Marys or Anne Arundel country?

You may have intended this to be a humorous post, but it has a very condescending ring to it.

Oh good, you got the point.