What drink do you order when you go out?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I openly make fun of anyone who orders girly drinks. I don't judge them but I tease them.

Are you a woman? If so, why are you trying to act like a man? "Girly drinks" if you are a woman this is a ridiculous comment to make.

[Anonymous]

Realize that the bartender LOATHES customers who order silly drinks. Don't mess with the people who prepare your drinks (and food, for that matter). I've seen what they can do and it's not pretty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Realize that the bartender LOATHES customers who order silly drinks. Don't mess with the people who prepare your drinks (and food, for that matter). I've seen what they can do and it's not pretty.

You're correct. I used to tend bar.

[Anonymous]

There is a time an place for every drink. When dining outdoors in summer would you order french onion soup or beef stew? After a day of skiing would you order gazpacho? No, not because they can't be delicious, but because they are inappropriate.

So, at brunch order a bloody mary or mimosa. For backyard barbeques, beer, wine or even sangria is good. Drink your margaritas with mexican food. Drink your cognacs and single malts in the cigar bar. At a sports bar order crappy American beer or overpriced microbrews. At an Irish bar order a stout. At a work function order a simple highball (gin & tonic, whiskey ginger, collins, etc.), a cocktail (gimlet, sidecar, martini), or stick with wine. With dinner have red or white wine. Order a white russian if it's 1985, a jaeger if you are a horny frat boy, and do shots of
tequila if you're planning on passing out and getting date raped.

[Anonymous]

Skinny Girl margarita! Lol!
I stick with one glass of white wine at work events.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Realize that the bartender LOATHES customers who order silly drinks. Don't mess with the people who prepare your drinks (and food, for that matter). I've seen what they can do and it's not pretty.

And that's why I rarely tip them!

[Anonymous]

do shots of tequila if you're planning on passing out and getting date raped.

Thanks for this little gem, now my evening is booked.

WTF?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Realize that the bartender LOATHES customers who order silly drinks. Don't mess with the people who prepare your drinks (and food, for that matter). I've seen what they can do and it's not pretty.

And that's why I rarely tip them!

Then I hope you realize that on more than one occasion, your bartender has directly touched his balls then stirred your drink with the same finger. And probably at least twice in your drinking career, he's stirred your drink with his wiener.

[Anonymous]

Summer: Hendricks G&T Winter: Scotch & Soda. Or a red wine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Realize that the bartender LOATHES customers who order silly drinks. Don't mess with the people who prepare your drinks (and food, for that matter). I've seen what they can do and it's not pretty.

And that's why I rarely tip them!

Then I hope you realize that on more than one occasion, your bartender has directly touched his balls then stirred your drink with the same finger. And probably at least twice in your drinking career, he's stirred your drink with his wiener.

Yeah I'm so sure you are right... Wow you really scared me!

Sorry I dont go to trashy bars that you like to suck dick in. So no that has not happened to me. And I will continue to only tip when deserved for a good drink and good service.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love skinny margaritas and white wine spritzers in the summer and whiskey sours in the winter. I am also a fan of martinis but I'm not sure I would drink them while working...they usually have a pretty big kick to them. How about rum and coke? Makers and ginger ale? Gin and tonic? Slow gin fizz? For white wine I like pinot grigio or sancerre...not a fan of chardonnay. For red wine I like pinot noire...don't really like cabernet.

You seriously would order that at a business dinner? SERIOUSLY? Any woman who ordered either a skinny margarita or a white wine spritzer I would instantly assume was an idiot.

The title of the post is: "What drink do you order when you go out?" I answered the post dumbass! Personally, I never drink at all when I'm working but to each her own.

Thank you for your good sense!

[Anonymous]

By the way, it's sloe gin fizz.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^ Oh and btw Ms. Classy...learn how to properly write a sentence if you want to throw around how classy and educated and wonderful your dumb ass is!

Signed an educated, wealthy, hot woman who does not give a shit about what people think of me!

^Pina Colada Drinker^

Just sayin'.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is a time an place for every drink. When dining outdoors in summer would you order french onion soup or beef stew? After a day of skiing would you order gazpacho? No, not because they can't be delicious, but because they are inappropriate.

So, at brunch order a bloody mary or mimosa. For backyard barbeques, beer, wine or even sangria is good. Drink your margaritas with mexican food. Drink your cognacs and single malts in the cigar bar. At a sports bar order crappy American beer or overpriced microbrews. At an Irish bar order a stout. At a work function order a simple highball (gin & tonic, whiskey ginger, collins, etc.), a cocktail (gimlet, sidecar, martini), or stick with wine. With dinner have red or white wine. Order a white russian if it's 1985, a jaeger if you are a horny frat boy, and do shots of
tequila if you're planning on passing out and getting date raped.

Very good advice. More people should know this and follow it. And I'm not specifically talking about the tequila/date rape part.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Summer: Hendricks G&T Winter: Scotch & Soda. Or a red wine.

Oh I'd love a Hendricks right now! Good idea.