Bikini at 49

[Anonymous]

Ladies - Guy here and just being honest, nobody wants to see Mee-maws running around in bikinis. They just don't.

I am self-aware enough to know that nobody wants to see the Pee-paws running round topless either so I wear a sun shirt or rash guard as well.

Don't shoot the messenger here - just keeping it real.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

Yuck!

Yuck? Are you nuts? A body like hers is SAF. She’s in great shape.

(Signed, 53 year young man - also in great shape)

5-5 and 100 pounds is a bmi of 16.6. It’s anorexic. Great shape means having muscle mass and tone.

Anorexic according to who?

It's very underweight.

[Anonymous]

I would if two pregnancies didn't destroy my stomach skin. But I don't care what other people do. Do what you like!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Ladies - Guy here and just being honest, nobody wants to see Mee-maws running around in bikinis. They just don't.

I am self-aware enough to know that nobody wants to see the Pee-paws running round topless either so I wear a sun shirt or rash guard as well.

Don't shoot the messenger here - just keeping it real.

Sir, I say this with kindness -- Women DGAF what you think. It isn't our job to care about what you "want to see".

[Anonymous]

I’m 42 with four kids 10 and under and God was very kind to me so I still look very good in a bikini, but certainly not a thong. It makes me feel pretty good when we are all walking along the beach and someone, always a woman, will ask if all four of them are mine and I say yes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Ladies - Guy here and just being honest, nobody wants to see Mee-maws running around in bikinis. They just don't.

I am self-aware enough to know that nobody wants to see the Pee-paws running round topless either so I wear a sun shirt or rash guard as well.

Don't shoot the messenger here - just keeping it real.

Feel free to avert your eyes.

[Anonymous]

lol at this man thinking any woman cares what he thinks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m 42 with four kids 10 and under and God was very kind to me so I still look very good in a bikini, but certainly not a thong. It makes me feel pretty good when we are all walking along the beach and someone, always a woman, will ask if all four of them are mine and I say yes.

She’s thinking whore…

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

Yuck!

Yuck? Are you nuts? A body like hers is SAF. She’s in great shape.

(Signed, 53 year young man - also in great shape)

5-5 and 100 pounds is a bmi of 16.6. It’s anorexic. Great shape means having muscle mass and tone.

Anorexic according to who?

It's very underweight.

Again, according to who?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m in fairly good shape, size 4. But. I’m 49. Should I not? Does anyone else wear a bikini at this age?

You do you

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Ladies - Guy here and just being honest, nobody wants to see Mee-maws running around in bikinis. They just don't.

I am self-aware enough to know that nobody wants to see the Pee-paws running round topless either so I wear a sun shirt or rash guard as well.

Don't shoot the messenger here - just keeping it real.

Well we don't want to see old white dudes balding and bellies either.

OP you do you this person is an ass.

[Anonymous]

Of course you should OP. Who likes dragging a wet one piece up and down every time you need to pee? Yuck.

[Anonymous]

If you look good in a bikini,
you will look -much- better covered-up a bit more.

Your very best look will be something else.

[Anonymous]

Guys, I flaunt my bikinis at age 49. I dont care what you think but I look better than most at 5’6 128 & 34D. I’ve spent enough time on Italian beaches, seeing women of all ages topless or in bikinis, to know it is better to feel good about yourself and enjoy life than to care what some puritan thinks

[Anonymous]

I do but mostly because I need to pee all the time.
Just keeping it real…