Bikini at 49

[Anonymous]

I’m in fairly good shape, size 4. But. I’m 49. Should I not? Does anyone else wear a bikini at this age?

[Anonymous]

I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

[Anonymous]

Yes. But then I don't really care what people think. 56.

[Anonymous]

If you got it, flaunt it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m in fairly good shape, size 4. But. I’m 49. Should I not? Does anyone else wear a bikini at this age?

What do you think will happen? Are the bikini police going to kick you off the beach?

[Anonymous]

Wear it. I'll be 44 soon, and plan on wearing my bikinis for a good long while. I have a nicely toned, slim body.

[Anonymous]

Yes. I’m really fit and have no stretch marks.

-f, 48

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

Yuck!

[Anonymous]

Listen, OP - decades from now, you'll look back and realize that you looked pretty awesome at 49 and were silly to wonder if you should wear a bikini or not.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m in fairly good shape, size 4. But. I’m 49. Should I not? Does anyone else wear a bikini at this age?

What do you think will happen? Are the bikini police going to kick you off the beach?

DCUM is well known for ***fReAkinG oUt*** over women in bikinis. Apparently if you're a minor teen, it's gross, and if you're an adult teen, it's the only time you're allowed to wear one. Beyond that, you really should keep that for an adult-only tropical beach vacay at an adult-only resort. And if you dare to wear one past 40, all hell breaks loose. The biddies are deathly scared you're going to steal their husbands, apparently.

A couple of years ago, I actually posted a pic of the bikini I had just bought and asked if I could wear it to the community pool. Wow, did that thread get nasty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

Yuck!

...psst...your jealousy is showing...

[Anonymous]

Size 12 and always do

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

You were really excited to share your weight and bra size 😂😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

Yuck!

...psst...your jealousy is showing...

BETTER THAN MY RIBS SHOWING NEXT TO MY FAKE ASZ TATAS WHILE IN A BIKINI NEXT TO MY CHILDREN

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I will actually wear a bikini until I 1) cannot physically go to the beach/pool or 2) die. I hate one pieces and DGAF. I am a size zero at 45 (three kids, 5'5" 100lbs 32DD) and will wear one forever. My Mom is over 70 and wears one to the beach and still bodysurfs/swims in the ocean.

Yuck!

...psst...your jealousy is showing...

BETTER THAN MY RIBS SHOWING NEXT TO MY FAKE ASZ TATAS WHILE IN A BIKINI NEXT TO MY CHILDREN

Time for your meds. It's sad you're teaching your kids that bodies are shameful. Maybe try a nudist colony?