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[Post New]02/25/2009 14:37
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:My boss doesn't let me drink the organic/drugfree/fatfree/crapfree milk she puts on the list of groceries she wants me to pick up for her entire family.

should I buy my own and spit in the jug she has for the family?
should I drink the watery/nonorganic/fullofcrap milk she offered to buy for me?

please help!



Why would you want to drink milk at work? It will only make it that much harder to wait until you get home to go to the bathroom.


My boss was more than willing to pay me extra so that I could buy Depends to use during my working hours.


You'll have to pay taxes on that "extra" money for Depends. DUH!



WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! According to IRS pub. 12323345323454321, "Employers must shall and will pay any and all extra taxes on undergarments if and when they are required by the employer to avoid usage of said employers toilet if and when that said usage would call for water to be used by said employee and paid for by said employer." Not all nannies are as STUPID as you THINK, a$$hole.
[Post New]02/25/2009 14:38
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Anonymous
PP, YOU ARE RUDE.
[Post New]02/25/2009 14:40
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:PP, YOU ARE RUDE.


How was that rude? I don't get it, blink, blink, blink....
[Post New]02/25/2009 14:46
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Anonymous
You must be a nanny tax dodger since you are defensive and feeling self-entitled.
[Post New]02/25/2009 14:48
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You must be a nanny tax dodger since you are defensive and feeling self-entitled.


Defensive? Self entitled? That's a good one. When a MOM uses all caps, it's EFFECTIVE, but when a NANNY uses all caps, it's suddenly DEFENSIVE and SELF ENTITLED!!! THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Post New]02/25/2009 14:59
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You must be a nanny tax dodger since you are defensive and feeling self-entitled.


Defensive? Self entitled? That's a good one. When a MOM uses all caps, it's EFFECTIVE, but when a NANNY uses all caps, it's suddenly DEFENSIVE and SELF ENTITLED!!! THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You are rude as well.
[Post New]02/25/2009 15:03
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Anonymous
I'll call my mom!!!!
[Post New]02/25/2009 15:05
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Anonymous
And you -- you are also rude.
[Post New]02/25/2009 15:08
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Anonymous
I'm rude??? I post a simple tax reference and I get a response like this: "I'll call my mom!!!!!" -- and I'M RUDE?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU KATTY BITCHES AS MUCH AS YOUR HUSBANDS AND CHILDREN DO, YOU CATIE BITCHES!!
[Post New]02/25/2009 15:14
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I'm rude??? I post a simple tax reference and I get a response like this: "I'll call my mom!!!!!" -- and I'M RUDE?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU KATTY BITCHES AS MUCH AS YOUR HUSBANDS AND CHILDREN DO, YOU CATIE BITCHES!!


It's "cattey". Google it dammit.
[Post New]02/25/2009 15:16
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Anonymous
What's google? And who are you, anyway? This is between me and Katie.
[Post New]02/25/2009 15:56
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Anonymous
Having more common sense than most people doesn't make her rude. Constantly telling people that they are rude is rude and self righteous.
[Post New]02/26/2009 21:16
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Anonymous
You kids settle down, or I'm coming in with the belt!
[Post New]02/26/2009 21:18
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You kids settle down, or I'm coming in with the belt!


[Post New]02/26/2009 21:20
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Anonymous
http://www.thefreedictionary.com


cat·ty 1 (kt)
adj. cat·ti·er, cat·ti·est
1. Subtly cruel or malicious; spiteful: a catty remark.
2. Catlike; stealthy.
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