DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

Enough with this nanny stuff--they are so stupid with their terrible spelling and bad attitude.
So my DC goes to one of the Big Three. My husband is a lawyer who works at one of the Big Five. We summer off Cape Cod at one of the Big Two and we ski in Utah at one of the Big Four. What I want to know is what Bigs I am missing and how I fit them into my life. BTW we sometimes vacation at a place way off in the middle of the Pacific, you know, the Big one. I don't want to say any more in case I out myself even though there are least 8 other women on this site exactly like me. Wait, I just answered my own question! I am one of the Big Eight!!! . Never mind.

[Anonymous]

Big deal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Enough with this nanny stuff--they are so stupid with their terrible spelling and bad attitude.
So my DC goes to one of the Big Three. My husband is a lawyer who works at one of the Big Five. We summer off Cape Cod at one of the Big Two and we ski in Utah at one of the Big Four. What I want to know is what Bigs I am missing and how I fit them into my life. BTW we sometimes vacation at a place way off in the middle of the Pacific, you know, the Big one. I don't want to say any more in case I out myself even though there are least 8 other women on this site exactly like me. Wait, I just answered my own question! I am one of the Big Eight!!! . Never mind.

Do you grocery shop at one of the Big Two?

Do you drive one of the Big Three?

Which mall do you frequent, one of the Big Two and a Half?

Is your mom in one of the Big Six neighborhoods?

Do your kids wear any of the Big Three brands?

I mean really...

[Anonymous]

I just read this really disturbing article and it made me want to blow my brains out. I wish I had never seen it!! My life is ruined and I can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to upset anyone else on this board but here it is: www.youwillcry.com

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just read this really disturbing article and it made me want to blow my brains out. I wish I had never seen it!! My life is ruined and I can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to upset anyone else on this board but here it is: www.youwillcry.com

Did it make you more aware of social issues and child abuse?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just read this really disturbing article and it made me want to blow my brains out. I wish I had never seen it!! My life is ruined and I can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to upset anyone else on this board but here it is: www.youwillcry.com

What a horrible article!! Now I wish I[i] had never seen it!! Reading it is a bad experience I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies. I'm going to forward it to my friends. I have one of those 'forward this to your 10 closest friends in the next three hours or you'll have bad thoughts for the rest of your life' emails anyway. OMG, what time is it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just read this really disturbing article and it made me want to blow my brains out. I wish I had never seen it!! My life is ruined and I can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to upset anyone else on this board but here it is: www.youwillcry.com

Did it make you more aware of social issues and child abuse?

No, but on the upside, it did remind me of how much people SUCK.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just read this really disturbing article and it made me want to blow my brains out. I wish I had never seen it!! My life is ruined and I can't stop thinking about it. I don't want to upset anyone else on this board but here it is: www.youwillcry.com

Did it make you more aware of social issues and child abuse?

No, but on the upside, it did remind me of how much people SUCK.

You are SO judgmental. As a Christian, I am tired of hearing you liberals bash others for this reason or that. For people who claim to be so open minded, all you do is throw around the fact that people suck, which isn't a very nice word either. You COULD find a synonym. Do you use this word in front of your children, who hopefully were conceived using NFP???

Maybe if you asked God to walk by your side, you'd be a bit more accepting. Sing his praises. God needs a strong army of followers.

If interested in my bible study group, here's our website:
Prayontheweakandlost.org

[Anonymous]

Okay, now what's NFP?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, now what's NFP?

oh GEEZ! not another one who can't Google!

http://www.nfpandmore.org/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
You are SO judgmental. As a Christian, I am tired of hearing you liberals bash others for this reason or that. For people who claim to be so open minded, all you do is throw around the fact that people suck, which isn't a very nice word either. You COULD find a synonym. Do you use this word in front of your children, who hopefully were conceived using NFP???

Maybe if you asked God to walk by your side, you'd be a bit more accepting. Sing his praises. God needs a strong army of followers.

If interested in my bible study group, here's our website:
Prayontheweakandlost.org

Oh yippee! Another thread where I can bash Christians, under the guise of being hilariously funny!

And in case anybody takes my not-so-subtle digs and jabs personally, I'm always protected by the cover of anonymity here at DCUM.

Let's dig in, ladies!

[Anonymous]

Who is God and what are Christians?

[Anonymous]

Outsource, Outsource, Outsource! It will keep you sane and save your marriage. I mean, if you are wealthy anyway.

http://www.amazon.com/Housekeeper-Cheaper-Than-Divorce-Afford/dp/0967963605

A Housekeeper Is Cheaper Than a Divorce: Why You Can Afford to Hire Help and How to Get It


Readers Will Learn:
- Why household help is a time management tool, not a luxury for the wealthy NOT FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS
- Why depending on husbands to share housework is unrealistic and futile
- How to cost-justify a housekeeper's salary and sell the idea to a spouse
- How to decide whether to hire a nanny, a housekeeper, or a cleaning service
- How to define the job that needs doing and then find the right employee for that job
- How to organize a household so that a housekeeper can work effectively
- How to comply with the "nanny tax" laws
- How to apply management skills from the workplace to treat a housekeeper fairly, while getting the best possible performance for every hiring dollar

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Outsource, Outsource, Outsource! It will keep you sane and save your marriage. I mean, if you are wealthy anyway.

http://www.amazon.com/Housekeeper-Cheaper-Than-Divorce-Afford/dp/0967963605

A Housekeeper Is Cheaper Than a Divorce: Why You Can Afford to Hire Help and How to Get It


Readers Will Learn:
- Why household help is a time management tool, not a luxury for the wealthy NOT FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS
- Why depending on husbands to share housework is unrealistic and futile
- How to cost-justify a housekeeper's salary and sell the idea to a spouse
- How to decide whether to hire a nanny, a housekeeper, or a cleaning service
- How to define the job that needs doing and then find the right employee for that job
- How to organize a household so that a housekeeper can work effectively
- How to comply with the "nanny tax" laws
- How to apply management skills from the workplace to treat a housekeeper fairly, while getting the best possible performance for every hiring dollar

Is there anyone middle class on this board? Ew, I'm in the wrong place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
You are SO judgmental. As a Christian, I am tired of hearing you liberals bash others for this reason or that. For people who claim to be so open minded, all you do is throw around the fact that people suck, which isn't a very nice word either. You COULD find a synonym. Do you use this word in front of your children, who hopefully were conceived using NFP???

Maybe if you asked God to walk by your side, you'd be a bit more accepting. Sing his praises. God needs a strong army of followers.

If interested in my bible study group, here's our website:
Prayontheweakandlost.org

Oh yippee! Another thread where I can bash Christians, under the guise of being hilariously funny!

And in case anybody takes my not-so-subtle digs and jabs personally, I'm always protected by the cover of anonymity here at DCUM.

Let's dig in, ladies!

Oh,PP! Your animosity is coming from a dark place.