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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My boss doesn't let me drink the organic/drugfree/fatfree/crapfree milk she puts on the list of groceries she wants me to pick up for her entire family.

should I buy my own and spit in the jug she has for the family?
should I drink the watery/nonorganic/fullofcrap milk she offered to buy for me?

please help!

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Why would you want to drink milk at work?  It will only make it that much harder to wait until you get home to go to the bathroom.[/quote]

My boss was more than willing to pay me extra so that I could buy Depends to use during my working hours.[/quote]

You'll have to pay taxes on that "extra" money for Depends. DUH![/quote]

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!  According to IRS pub. 12323345323454321, "Employers must shall and will pay any and all extra taxes on undergarments if and when they are required by the employer to avoid usage of said employers toilet if and when that said usage would call for water to be used by said employee and paid for by said employer."  Not all nannies are as STUPID as you THINK, a$$hole.[/quote]

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