The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Procrastinating on work and I couldn't help myself, I did return to the beginning of this 400-something page thread

Someone should def put together a best of this thread and include this.

Eyes so open!

She looks like the peloton wife.

Wait, is this actually her? I though it was a man in drag on SNL or something. Seriously?!

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Face looks different, again.

Were pants those calf length things again?

She has debuted so many new faces in the last year that I’m pretty well convinced she’s do-it-yourselfing her own witness protection program.

She totally looks like a Replicant in this photo.

She looks very mannish here. Not liking the look, and I think she's generally an attractive woman.

We saw a lot of this at the Golden Globes where the combination of the trend of heavy contouring and a face where someone has had a lot of work done (fillers, etc.) creates some scary sharp facial angles.

This is what I was wondering.

I know stylists take photos to double check clients before sending them to red carpets. Maybe Ivanka should do the same and knock off the "stage" makeup.

Expect it to get worse and more clownish, honestly. Someone keeps reporting my non-political observations as to why I believe the trump women look as they do as political comments, but: I think as they move ever closer to a siege mentality as various events occur and as their distance from measurable reality grows, I think she’s approaching makeup less as makeup, more as armor or war paint. I think, similarly, that her clothes aren’t clothing but her war costume or jester’s suit. Which I’m sure someone is going to say I’m insane for thinking, but think how her clothes are tending toward silly and outlandish, aping something. - Stephanie.

Her nose is heading east and her mouth is going west.

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Anonymous wrote:Procrastinating on work and I couldn't help myself, I did return to the beginning of this 400-something page thread

Someone should def put together a best of this thread and include this.

Eyes so open!

She looks like the peloton wife.

Wait, is this actually her? I though it was a man in drag on SNL or something. Seriously?!

The peloton wife description is exactly right. That woman needs a martini STAT.

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Anonymous wrote:Procrastinating on work and I couldn't help myself, I did return to the beginning of this 400-something page thread

Someone should def put together a best of this thread and include this.

Eyes so open!

She looks like the peloton wife.

Wait, is this actually her? I though it was a man in drag on SNL or something. Seriously?!

For some strange reason I keep thinking this is Nikki Haley.

The peloton wife description is exactly right. That woman needs a martini STAT.

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Standing. Not a good length if flatter is the goal.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/07/23/23125924-7862201-Smooth_sailing_into_the_future_of_business_Despite_the_criticism-m-64_1578441089056.jpg

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Sorry. Trying again.

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Shame on the person who said this was a Hillary look- this is ten times worse than anything Hillary wore.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Procrastinating on work and I couldn't help myself, I did return to the beginning of this 400-something page thread

Someone should def put together a best of this thread and include this.

Eyes so open!

She looks like the peloton wife.

Wait, is this actually her? I though it was a man in drag on SNL or something. Seriously?!

It's like she wants to move her face but it's frozen by too much Botox.

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The right foot! That is the one he drags around. No wonder he has worn out the sole.

Photos in which he has trouble lifting his right leg:
https://twitter.com/TomJChicago/status/1185247749232570369

Video of his right leg not lifting completely from the floor. He is having trouble with that leg:
https://twitter.com/TomJChicago/status/1200469476556324864

Hadn’t seen those, yeah dragging the right toe in arc would cause that wear pattern.

I have to admit that I thought y'all were reaching with the shoe wear stuff at first, even though I've never had to replace the front part of a shoe sole, just the heel. I see it now because of this video. How strange!

Same. I might even think the first video was a fluke. But the second video combined with the shoe--he's doing this all the time.

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry. Trying again.

Shame on the person who said this was a Hillary look- this is ten times worse than anything Hillary wore.

Post the two of them side by side and take a vote.

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She is beginning to look like Voldemort in drag.

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry. Trying again.

Shame on the person who said this was a Hillary look- this is ten times worse than anything Hillary wore.

Oh, dear.

It may be $$$$$$ but I can HEAR how scratchy that lapel fabric is from here. Nope. Tacky Ivanka strikes again. You’d think she could grift a better wardrobe.

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Melania’s gotten fatter. Deal.

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry. Trying again.

Shame on the person who said this was a Hillary look- this is ten times worse than anything Hillary wore.

Oh, dear.

It may be $$$$$$ but I can HEAR how scratchy that lapel fabric is from here. Nope. Tacky Ivanka strikes again. You’d think she could grift a better wardrobe.

I think Ivanka and her family are horrible, racist grifters, but I think she looks like a reasonably attractive person much of the time (not my taste, but just as attractive as all those Housewives or whomever). However, her smile in this photo is so bad. She’s making her nose look long and crooked and her veneers look atrocious. I can understand why she got the chin impaneled after seeing her teen photos, but why did she get throws giant teeth?! I said it before and I’ll say it again: Tommy Lasorda wants his dentures back.

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*those giant teeth