Confessions

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:But don't you have this too when you have sex the 'normal' way?

Yes, but it isn't half crap and half semen. It gives a whole new meaning to "Hersey squirts" (juvenile but accurate!).

Jesus Christ, Mary Mother of Joseph!

You're passing judgment for people being into anal sex? I believe that taking the Lord's name in vain is the sin. Your response has been the only one that has truly offended me thus far.

Not the PP, but I read her comment as pearl-clutching (hence the blushing face), not judgment.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I confess every time I sneeze I pee a little.

Kegels baby. You need to do kegels.

Squeeze, hold, release. Squeeze, hold, release.

Peeing girl here: Do those really work? I tried them for a while. Didn't see results and stopped.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I confess every time I sneeze I pee a little.

Kegels baby. You need to do kegels.

Squeeze, hold, release. Squeeze, hold, release.

Peeing girl here: Do those really work? I tried them for a while. Didn't see results and stopped.

The experts say they work. I think you have to do them consistently and build them up so you can hold for longer, and do more reps. I would try them again.

[Anonymous]

I've been logging into my former best friend's yahoo account for years, to see how she's doing (she's horribly depressed and removed all friends from her life a few years ago). I know her password from when we were friends and she hasn't changed it.

[Anonymous]

I do the same thing. We haven't talked for years, and she doesn't even use that email much anymore, but I still check it from time to time.

[Anonymous]

I don't know how people in NYC/NJ got a bad rep when DC is soooo much worse.

[Anonymous]

I am happily engaged, with #2 on the way. I wish i could get in touch with my ex-finace (not father of #1) and see how he is. I am too chicken to call him or e-mail him. I think the guilt would kill me because I have NEVER hidden anything from my finace and don't want to but for some reaso I've been dying to know how my ex is. FB and myspace profiles are blocked and he has changed his e-mail password. Sigh.

[Anonymous]

I don't like my husband. Nice guy, good dad, but he can be an ass sometimes. I'd get a divorce, but can't afford it and would prefer that our child has dad in her life. I didn't realize how unhappy I have become in my marriage. Can't afford counseling, either.

[Anonymous]

I think people who use air fresheners are morons. I think that as soon as I step foot in their houses: "another person who can't think for themselves, and has to be just like everyone else, right down to the way their lives SMELL."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think people who use air fresheners are morons. I think that as soon as I step foot in their houses: "another person who can't think for themselves, and has to be just like everyone else, right down to the way their lives SMELL."

Especially air freshener in the bathroom! I would much rather smell a human smell, albeit nasty at times, then human smell AND chemical smell on top of it. It is the chemical smell that makes me gag.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But don't you have this too when you have sex the 'normal' way?

Yes, but it isn't half crap and half semen. It gives a whole new meaning to "Hersey squirts" (juvenile but accurate!).

Jesus Christ, Mary Mother of Joseph!

You're passing judgment for people being into anal sex? I believe that taking the Lord's name in vain is the sin. Your response has been the only one that has truly offended me thus far.

Not the PP, but I read her comment as pearl-clutching (hence the blushing face), not judgment.

I wrote the "Jesus..." comment. One PP was right -- I wasn't judging. What people do in their bedrooms is their business. I was just surprised to read about it on "Confessions". I thought the confessions thread would be more like, "I yelled at my kid today".

[Anonymous]

I confess that I was really close to allowing my husband to give it to me in the rear and this thread totally changed my mind. I love DP porn and although I would have never been with two men at once you've also ruined my porn addiction too. Sighs. Seriously I had no idea. I'm really upset.

[Anonymous]

Most people think I'm very sweet and nice, but I'm secretly the biggest bitch. If I don't like someone, I'll be really nice to their face and then talk so much shit about them behind their back. Only my very close friends and husband know I'm really like this. They all think its really funny. But I feel bad sometimes. And I'm secretly suicidal and bipolar, which no one knows about. One day I'll commit suicide and no one will have had any idea that I was even capable of it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think people who use air fresheners are morons. I think that as soon as I step foot in their houses: "another person who can't think for themselves, and has to be just like everyone else, right down to the way their lives SMELL."

Especially air freshener in the bathroom! I would much rather smell a human smell, albeit nasty at times, then human smell AND chemical smell on top of it. It is the chemical smell that makes me gag.

Air freshner is one of the most toxic substances we come into contact on a daily basis.

http://greentot.wordpress.com/2008/06/21/air-fresheners-toxic-dangers-and-natural-solutions/

If you need that shit for your house, you should re-eval and consider cleaning more.

[Anonymous]

I screamed at my toddler this morning when he would not stop kicking the xbox and dvd player behind the media shelf, would not stop pulling the vents out from the floor, and driving me crazy while I was trying to breastfeed my 4 week old. I hate yelling.