Confessions

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny and I confess I've got tons of UTIs because my DB works from home and I can't go to the bathroom when he's home. I think he'll hear me, that I'll fart and he'll laugh or something bizarre like that. I know it's stupid and I should get over it, and I've tried, but I fail every time.

OMG! You are crazy!!!! Do they live in a small apt? Go to another floor, and turn on the fan and the water faucet or go for a long walk and find a starbucks to pee at - that is horrible what you are doing to yourself! I sure hope you are not my nanny bc she NEVER goes to the bathroom and I am the opposite - absolutely no self control, pee every 1/2 hour or so and dont know how ppl hold it in!!!

[Anonymous]

Yes, they live in a condo in a very good area, but still a condo and there is no place for me to go. I do go to starbucks or a store that's close by and use their bathroom, but sometimes I can't get out and I have to hold it in (nap time for ex).

[Anonymous]

i am officially really very grossed out

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i am officially really very grossed out

Seriously, the previous posts about pee and poop grossed you out?! Or was is the sperm? You realize this is a website for parents, right? As a mom, my entire life is about pee and poop.

[Anonymous]

I confess that I am currently reading "Rant" by Chuck Palahniuk-and this thread is worse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny and I confess I've got tons of UTIs because my DB works from home and I can't go to the bathroom when he's home. I think he'll hear me, that I'll fart and he'll laugh or something bizarre like that. I know it's stupid and I should get over it, and I've tried, but I fail every time.

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But don't you have this too when you have sex the 'normal' way?

Yes, but it isn't half crap and half semen. It gives a whole new meaning to "Hersey squirts" (juvenile but accurate!).

Jesus Christ, Mary Mother of Joseph!

[Anonymous]

How did a confessions thread turn into confessing about pee and poo?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But don't you have this too when you have sex the 'normal' way?

Yes, but it isn't half crap and half semen. It gives a whole new meaning to "Hersey squirts" (juvenile but accurate!).

Jesus Christ, Mary Mother of Joseph!

You're passing judgment for people being into anal sex? I believe that taking the Lord's name in vain is the sin. Your response has been the only one that has truly offended me thus far.

[Anonymous]

I confess every time I sneeze I pee a little.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But don't you have this too when you have sex the 'normal' way?

Yes, but it isn't half crap and half semen. It gives a whole new meaning to "Hersey squirts" (juvenile but accurate!).

Otherwise known as "Santorum" to any Savage Love readers out there...

Dan the Man!

[Anonymous]

Speaking of pee, I confess that I secretly fantasize about golden showers. I want to pee on my husband but he won't take me up on my offer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I confess every time I sneeze I pee a little.

Kegels baby. You need to do kegels.

Squeeze, hold, release. Squeeze, hold, release.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have some relatives who did a really bad thing. And later they had a horribly disabled child. And sometimes I think they certainly got what they deserved.

Me too. A woman I work with is the worst-- scheming, lying, cold and racist-- and she had a damaged baby at the same time as my beautiful, bright child was born. It's the first time I ever believed in karma. Though I feel terrible for her child.

I am the poster who first posted about this.

I KNOW that disabled babies can happen to anyone. I was terrified of this happening to me - because I have seen up close what the life of this family is like. I know when I see people with disabled children that it is not some sort of judgment on them. I am talking here about one specific case.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I don't get to watch much of anything anymore, but I used to blame all my sh*tty tv viewing on VH1. A slow Sunday afternoon, husband's at work, laundry to do... and the next thing you know you're watching an America's Next Top Model marathon. I watched more crap tv thanks to VH1.

But VH1 also has Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, which are inspiring shows, so it's not all bad.