The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Regarding Soulless and Neck’s trip to Paris: the more I stare at those post apocalyptically empty pics, the more annoyed I get for the people who were there to either enjoy their city at Christmas or who were there as tourists to enjoy a once in a lifetime trip. And they’re there on our dime, bullying people out of the area so that they might pose awkwardly in their hideous clothing.

Truly, the wax boy who looks like he’s still wearing his “I’m a real boy” clothing from the box he came in and the world’s frumpiest clump of DNA, are the opposite of relatable or inspiring. They’re ghastly, homely and cheap imitations of humans.

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Anonymous wrote:Hat day in Paris, so much fun. Every time I think she's used him as a sunglass rack, but they're *his* glasses. The sweater's been ID'd as the Outnet house brand. She styled the same, except her boots are schlumpy, and the HAT:

I really don't understand the hat. It has an extra wide brim to shield from the sun. Why is she pairing it with a heavy winter sweater? These two things do not go together. Her sense of seasonality is always so off.

They look so alone in the world. Seems accurate.

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Anonymous wrote:Regarding Soulless and Neck’s trip to Paris: the more I stare at those post apocalyptically empty pics, the more annoyed I get for the people who were there to either enjoy their city at Christmas or who were there as tourists to enjoy a once in a lifetime trip. And they’re there on our dime, bullying people out of the area so that they might pose awkwardly in their hideous clothing.

Truly, the wax boy who looks like he’s still wearing his “I’m a real boy” clothing from the box he came in and the world’s frumpiest clump of DNA, are the opposite of relatable or inspiring. They’re ghastly, homely and cheap imitations of humans.

All of this is so true.

Just watched more funny or die jared and ivanka. Wowww, that jared is spot on. And real ivanka should copy every outfit of this ivanka. S/he dresses simply and monochromatically. And his clothes fit so nicely. Mostly because it's a guy dressing as ivanka. What a difference. The white dress, the poolside outfit, the shoes! All better!

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Anonymous wrote:Hat day in Paris, so much fun. Every time I think she's used him as a sunglass rack, but they're *his* glasses. The sweater's been ID'd as the Outnet house brand. She styled the same, except her boots are schlumpy, and the HAT:

I really don't understand the hat. It has an extra wide brim to shield from the sun. Why is she pairing it with a heavy winter sweater? These two things do not go together. Her sense of seasonality is always so off.

They look so alone in the world. Seems accurate.

So much cringe in these photos. I would be furious at her if I were Jared for posting these, especially the Mona Lisa one. Clothes are hideous, and overall feel is joyless, lonely and sad.

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

Also in the background Melanie’s outfit (or at least the top half) and necklace look amazing. I hate saying that, but it’s true.

She's about to turn him into a vampire isn't she

The rest of the arm doesn't look so good, not just the scar.

What causes an upper arm scar like that? Is it skin removal?

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Anonymous wrote:Winter is coming...

God, If I was in line to visit the tower, I would be so angry that she is clearing the place for just her and hubby in order to take these stupid photos.

It is amazing she has no clue what a tool she is.

But is it though? Considering the apple not far from the tree factor?

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Anonymous wrote:Winter is coming...

God, If I was in line to visit the tower, I would be so angry that she is clearing the place for just her and hubby in order to take these stupid photos.

It is amazing she has no clue what a tool she is.

The bleached bone appearance of the city especially makes her look like she’s some sort of evil conqueror. You know the most recent conquerors took a lot of pictures of Paris, too, and they made sure the citizens were out of the way for the photos, too.

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

Also in the background Melanie’s outfit (or at least the top half) and necklace look amazing. I hate saying that, but it’s true.

She's about to turn him into a vampire isn't she

The rest of the arm doesn't look so good, not just the scar.

What causes an upper arm scar like that? Is it skin removal?

My guess is she had a brachioplasty (fat removal and skin tightening in upper arm) and a removal of fat pocket in her back/underarm. Was she very overweight? Did she have weight loss surgery? That's how I'm familiar with those procedures.

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

Also in the background Melanie’s outfit (or at least the top half) and necklace look amazing. I hate saying that, but it’s true.

She's about to turn him into a vampire isn't she

The rest of the arm doesn't look so good, not just the scar.

What causes an upper arm scar like that? Is it skin removal?

My guess is she had a brachioplasty (fat removal and skin tightening in upper arm) and a removal of fat pocket in her back/underarm. Was she very overweight? Did she have weight loss surgery? That's how I'm familiar with those procedures.

I thought someone was implying it was from a kidney procedure. Breast enlargement surgery grossed me all the way out the door so I’m not going to look it up.

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

Also in the background Melanie’s outfit (or at least the top half) and necklace look amazing. I hate saying that, but it’s true.

She's about to turn him into a vampire isn't she

The rest of the arm doesn't look so good, not just the scar.

What causes an upper arm scar like that? Is it skin removal?

My guess is she had a brachioplasty (fat removal and skin tightening in upper arm) and a removal of fat pocket in her back/underarm. Was she very overweight? Did she have weight loss surgery? That's how I'm familiar with those procedures.

I thought someone was implying it was from a kidney procedure. Breast enlargement surgery grossed me all the way out the door so I’m not going to look it up.

That was probably me, I've never seen a scar before, so I was looking for confirmation, but I thought the incision is usually hidden in under arm creases. She's twisting a little, so a scar that normally doesn't show might be exposed, and she's probably had more than one augmentation, so her's may be more prominent.

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

Also in the background Melanie’s outfit (or at least the top half) and necklace look amazing. I hate saying that, but it’s true.

She's about to turn him into a vampire isn't she

The rest of the arm doesn't look so good, not just the scar.

What causes an upper arm scar like that? Is it skin removal?

My guess is she had a brachioplasty (fat removal and skin tightening in upper arm) and a removal of fat pocket in her back/underarm. Was she very overweight? Did she have weight loss surgery? That's how I'm familiar with those procedures.

I thought someone was implying it was from a kidney procedure. Breast enlargement surgery grossed me all the way out the door so I’m not going to look it up.

That was probably me, I've never seen a scar before, so I was looking for confirmation, but I thought the incision is usually hidden in under arm creases. She's twisting a little, so a scar that normally doesn't show might be exposed, and she's probably had more than one augmentation, so her's may be more prominent.

Breast enlargement scar wouldn’t be on her back. It would be on the actual breast or close to. Worst, it would be in the front of the armpit but the doctors don’t commonly do insertions there anymore.

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6r6fYfgAIJ/

"i'm a natural at governmenting" lol

When was that taken? OMG! Looks like she's looking forward to a wardrobe malfuction!

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6r6fYfgAIJ/

"i'm a natural at governmenting" lol

When was that taken? OMG! Looks like she's looking forward to a wardrobe malfuction!

It’s from 2010

[Anonymous]

Whatever surgeon created that version of Ivanka (how many noses and faces ago was that? Ivanakbot 6.0) has got to be the same surgeon that Michael Jackson used. The nostrils are so pinched.

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Ugh. Between those scars and those extensions--Kimberly Guilfoyle is the poster child for not aging gracefully.