The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Look at meeeee!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6kETbWpYvY/

Can you stop linking to instagram and just post the photo like everyone else? Why is this so hard for you?

Instagram is locked down, it takes a lot of effort to extract the picture. (Wasn't me, but that's why it's a link.)

This. You can not post pictures from IG, unless you are very skilled.

Here it is.

This is a beautiful picture.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone know how do they get such clear shots? Does their security clear the buildings? Or do they get middle of the night special viewings? That still doesn’t explain the daytime pictures outdoors with no other soul in sight.

Yep. Secret service came and scanned our gallery a week before a visit by the Grifter Princess, and no one but SS and her retinue were allowed to be in the room with her. She stayed well past the time she was supposed to be out, and had some assistant take selfies of her.

Standard procedure for such visits, but I wish she knew how much everyone on the gallery’s staff, from security guard to director, despises her and her foul crew. Many jokes about saging the rooms she’d visited.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Look at meeeee!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6kETbWpYvY/

Can you stop linking to instagram and just post the photo like everyone else? Why is this so hard for you?

Instagram is locked down, it takes a lot of effort to extract the picture. (Wasn't me, but that's why it's a link.)

This. You can not post pictures from IG, unless you are very skilled.

Here it is.

This is a beautiful picture.

If you like propaganda.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Hat day in Paris, so much fun. Every time I think she's used him as a sunglass rack, but they're *his* glasses. The sweater's been ID'd as the Outnet house brand. She styled the same, except her boots are schlumpy, and the HAT:

I really don't understand the hat. It has an extra wide brim to shield from the sun. Why is she pairing it with a heavy winter sweater? These two things do not go together. Her sense of seasonality is always so off.

Ivanka’s look here reminds me of my worst teenage outfits - the ones preserved in my parents’ heavy, old leather photo albums with gold filigree on the cover — that just make me cringe because they are so awkward and ugly and sad.

I still like Ivanka's outfit. But, since yours are so much less cringy, maybe give me some fashion help? Paste something that looks good to you? Or name some brands that are not cringy? (or are you so rich like Ivanka that you buy maxmara...)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Hat day in Paris, so much fun. Every time I think she's used him as a sunglass rack, but they're *his* glasses. The sweater's been ID'd as the Outnet house brand. She styled the same, except her boots are schlumpy, and the HAT:

I really don't understand the hat. It has an extra wide brim to shield from the sun. Why is she pairing it with a heavy winter sweater? These two things do not go together. Her sense of seasonality is always so off.

Ivanka’s look here reminds me of my worst teenage outfits - the ones preserved in my parents’ heavy, old leather photo albums with gold filigree on the cover — that just make me cringe because they are so awkward and ugly and sad.

I still like Ivanka's outfit. But, since yours are so much less cringy, maybe give me some fashion help? Paste something that looks good to you? Or name some brands that are not cringy? (or are you so rich like Ivanka that you buy maxmara...)

The hat is terrible.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Hat day in Paris, so much fun. Every time I think she's used him as a sunglass rack, but they're *his* glasses. The sweater's been ID'd as the Outnet house brand. She styled the same, except her boots are schlumpy, and the HAT:

I really don't understand the hat. It has an extra wide brim to shield from the sun. Why is she pairing it with a heavy winter sweater? These two things do not go together. Her sense of seasonality is always so off.

Ivanka’s look here reminds me of my worst teenage outfits - the ones preserved in my parents’ heavy, old leather photo albums with gold filigree on the cover — that just make me cringe because they are so awkward and ugly and sad.

I still like Ivanka's outfit. But, since yours are so much less cringy, maybe give me some fashion help? Paste something that looks good to you? Or name some brands that are not cringy? (or are you so rich like Ivanka that you buy maxmara...)

She doesn’t buy maxmara. She doesn’t have a eye for well-cut clothes at all, and I mean this kindly: if you don’t see how shitty that sweater is while retailing for$200+, neither do you. Ivanka’s fake chest makes the drape bad and the fabric looks cheaper than the knits at Target and that’s no exaggeration. Ivanka always likes one or two details too many. It’s a classic marker of terrible taste.

[Anonymous]

I'm just surprised that Ivanka didn't choose a beret as she is usually extremely literal. Who wears hats indoors? I have no problem with Melania wearing coats indoors (as I am always cold) but hats indoors seems rude.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm just surprised that Ivanka didn't choose a beret as she is usually extremely literal. Who wears hats indoors? I have no problem with Melania wearing coats indoors (as I am always cold) but hats indoors seems rude.

Especially that hat. A knitted beanie fine, but the oversized Carmen Sandiego hat looks weird.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

One near the armpit and the other on her tricep.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm just surprised that Ivanka didn't choose a beret as she is usually extremely literal. Who wears hats indoors? I have no problem with Melania wearing coats indoors (as I am always cold) but hats indoors seems rude.

Especially that hat. A knitted beanie fine, but the oversized Carmen Sandiego hat looks weird.

He needs to take his baseball cap off indoors. He is an ugly person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Winter is coming...

God, If I was in line to visit the tower, I would be so angry that she is clearing the place for just her and hubby in order to take these stupid photos.

It is amazing she has no clue what a tool she is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Look at meeeee!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6kETbWpYvY/

Can you stop linking to instagram and just post the photo like everyone else? Why is this so hard for you?

Instagram is locked down, it takes a lot of effort to extract the picture. (Wasn't me, but that's why it's a link.)

This. You can not post pictures from IG, unless you are very skilled.

Yet somehow the person right after you managed to do it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Look at meeeee!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6kETbWpYvY/

Can you stop linking to instagram and just post the photo like everyone else? Why is this so hard for you?

Instagram is locked down, it takes a lot of effort to extract the picture. (Wasn't me, but that's why it's a link.)

This. You can not post pictures from IG, unless you are very skilled.

Here it is.

Thank you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm just surprised that Ivanka didn't choose a beret as she is usually extremely literal. Who wears hats indoors? I have no problem with Melania wearing coats indoors (as I am always cold) but hats indoors seems rude.

Especially that hat. A knitted beanie fine, but the oversized Carmen Sandiego hat looks weird.

He needs to take his baseball cap off indoors. He is an ugly person.

Yes--men should take their hats off when indoors (unless for religious reasons). Women need not.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Horrible angle here, and is that her underarm scar???

Two scars. Yikes.

I only see one? Did they go over the first one twice and that’s why it’s so thick?

There are two scars--one under her left arm going into her back and one along the middle of her left upper arm.

There's a third one you can't see. It's the one surrounding her soul that prevents simple human kindness and compassion from coming through.

There's probably one running through her hypothalamus. Has to be. Why else would she do what she's done to herself and why else would she find Chinless attractive?