The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

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Anonymous wrote:Melanie knows how to do rich lady jets to Florida for Xmas. Ivanka’s doing blow the Xmas bonus in NYC on discounted fall boots/coat.

Melania looks like she's doing a classic "bitch, bye" wave while she leaves.

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Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka does not move her arms.

See also the Dubai cape photos.

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Anonymous wrote:From a "fan account " https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UaB7Opzov/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's too bad. This white coat would actually be nice...and the tan boots are a good pairing. But the hood ends up looking like some kind of futuristic epaulets in a dystopian movie where the rich have subjugated the masses.

It takes a special kind of talent to ruin even the most basic of looks. It's amazing, in a way.

Try again. Nope. The fundamental problem is it’s a bad pairing of shir that looks cheap, even if it isn't the case. Bracelet length on a hooded winter coat looks accidental, the room in the calf makes the shape of the boot a bad match to the coat. As ever, Ivanka tried but should have just gone to a department store and let one of the nice women there dress her.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka does not move her arms.

See also the Dubai cape photos.

I know, I just thought the cape was disfiguring by design, but it is her stance. Another thing she's gotten from her father, I guess.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie knows how to do rich lady jets to Florida for Xmas. Ivanka’s doing blow the Xmas bonus in NYC on discounted fall boots/coat.

Melania looks like she's doing a classic "bitch, bye" wave while she leaves.

So clearly elated to be off to Florida. Like the speculation that on election night she was actually dressed anticipating a ride to Mar-a-Lago.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka does not move her arms.

See also the Dubai cape photos.

I know, I just thought the cape was disfiguring by design, but it is her stance. Another thing she's gotten from her father, I guess.

That and small hands.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka does not move her arms.

See also the Dubai cape photos.

I know, I just thought the cape was disfiguring by design, but it is her stance. Another thing she's gotten from her father, I guess.

That and small hands.

She walks like that woman on Seinfeld who Elaine mocked. That SNL actress. Anyone remember that episode?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka does not move her arms.

See also the Dubai cape photos.

I know, I just thought the cape was disfiguring by design, but it is her stance. Another thing she's gotten from her father, I guess.

That and small hands.

In a man small hands mean short....

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka does not move her arms.

See also the Dubai cape photos.

I know, I just thought the cape was disfiguring by design, but it is her stance. Another thing she's gotten from her father, I guess.

It’s dyspraxia:
https://www.autism-programs.com/articles-on-autism/dyspraxia-movement-difficulties-in-children.htm

Very common with people on the spectrum. The Donald is very literal as is Ivanka—as evidenced by her fashion choices.

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Anonymous wrote:From a "fan account " https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UaB7Opzov/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's too bad. This white coat would actually be nice...and the tan boots are a good pairing. But the hood ends up looking like some kind of futuristic epaulets in a dystopian movie where the rich have subjugated the masses.

It takes a special kind of talent to ruin even the most basic of looks. It's amazing, in a way.

Seems right on point, then.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From a "fan account " https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UaB7Opzov/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's too bad. This white coat would actually be nice...and the tan boots are a good pairing. But the hood ends up looking like some kind of futuristic epaulets in a dystopian movie where the rich have subjugated the masses.

It takes a special kind of talent to ruin even the most basic of looks. It's amazing, in a way.

Try again. Nope. The fundamental problem is it’s a bad pairing of shir that looks cheap, even if it isn't the case. Bracelet length on a hooded winter coat looks accidental, the room in the calf makes the shape of the boot a bad match to the coat. As ever, Ivanka tried but should have just gone to a department store and let one of the nice women there dress her.

Fair enough. I agree the boots would be better if they were form-fitting...I guess I've started to grade Ivanka on a pretty steep curve. I mean, at least she isn't wearing wide leg flood pants with white stilettos, amiright?

Separately, I think that Melania looks "fantastic" only by comparison. There is nothing terrible about her outfit, but I think at a minimum she should have layered different shades of khaki in addition to adding the oxblood bag and shoes. Also, not sure how I feel about how matchy-matchy they are...though on the curve established by this thread, she looks fantastic!

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Anonymous wrote:From a "fan account " https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UaB7Opzov/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Another military cosplay. She is boring.