The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

Huh. She has bad posture.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

I’m pretty sure my dad had the same material in a sport coat in 1979.

Wow. Trump’s feet are turned inward. He has been having issues with one leg. He can’t lift it. I wonder if that is why his feet look so weird.

[Anonymous]

I like the coat.

Totally weird to wear it in that meeting, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I like the coat.

Totally weird to wear it in that meeting, though.

That cost is matronly. Not her usual style at all. And bizarre to keep it on indoors but hey it’s Melania.

[Anonymous]

Maybe he tries to feel her up all the time and it's armor.

You could be on to something there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

Huh. She has bad posture.

Aren’t models supposed to have good posture?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

Huh. She has bad posture.

Aren’t models supposed to have good posture?

Model, sure. But ti's not exactly a requirement for "models" if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RCxr_hQvD/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=94571835-E83C-4F32-A39B-C15755E0F0EF

She's baaaaaack! Dressed in green

[Anonymous]

Melania has an inexplicable number of coats and Ivanka an inexplicable number of ugly green dresses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RCxr_hQvD/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=94571835-E83C-4F32-A39B-C15755E0F0EF

She's baaaaaack! Dressed in green

A long green satin dress for an Oval Office meeting? Um, ok Ivanka

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RCxr_hQvD/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=94571835-E83C-4F32-A39B-C15755E0F0EF

She's baaaaaack! Dressed in green

she looks like the matron in a dickens play

and that bill looks like a cvs receipt

[Anonymous]

An incisive view of Trumpian aesthetics, sadly not including Melania’s coat-based hostilities, and Ivanka’s way of making every expensive garment look like she got it from Fashion Nova.

https://newrepublic.com/amp/article/155955/trump-creepy-white-house-christmas-aesthetic-unified-theory?__twitter_impression=true

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B6RCxr_hQvD/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_mid=94571835-E83C-4F32-A39B-C15755E0F0EF

She's baaaaaack! Dressed in green

It’s nice that in her Emerald City getup she’s letting us know that the Wizard is just a big empty projection.

[Anonymous]

Lord help me but I don’t think that dress is bad. I guess it’s a little “day to evening” but I’m thinking this is one of her better picks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lord help me but I don’t think that dress is bad. I guess it’s a little “day to evening” but I’m thinking this is one of her better picks.

But but but... my god, my cod, my all of it!

We have just witnessed a woman 40-plus years Ivanka’s senior work heels, a bob, fitted clothes, and a schedule where day to night is an actual requirement, like the goddamned boss she is. Ivanka knows who Nancy Pelosi is, she knows who Christine LaGarde is (“the mean Frenchwoman”). Ivanka is always aspiring to look like the Skipper to their Barbies of a Certain Gravitas and she fails every goddamned time. The dress does not work in pictures. It’s not day appropriate. Her severe hair doesn’t work with it. The fact that you can’t guesstimate her nipple size to a millimeter does not make it a win!