The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She needs to find a color family and stick with it.

orange

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She needs to find a color family and stick with it.

orange

Color family not family color, silly!

[Anonymous]

Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

[Anonymous]

It would nice if it weren't for the weird white collar and lapel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

I’m pretty sure my dad had the same material in a sport coat in 1979.

[Anonymous]

^^^ I was going to say the same thing about my grandpa! I like the cut/shape of it, but the fabric is hideous and the combination with the collar detail is pretty awful. But nothing beats her wearing it inside sitting there with a straight face.


And why does she look like an Asian version of Caitlin Jenner??

[Anonymous]

I don’t like the cut of it—it makes her look very thick around the middle. I think the a-line starts too high—maybe she’s too long waisted for it. She has many coats that are much nicer.
I am wondering if she donates all those coats to the St andrew’s auction or something. Can you imagine? I’d go to that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

Her kidneys are just too big for this. It makes her look like an old moose cow, and whatever her personal faults, she ain’t thick.

(See, small boobed ladies who want implants? This is what big boobed women are hollering about and why we want you to enjoy the fashions that make us look like dowdy old heifers! Enjoy your small racks!)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

This one is bad. Bad.

[Anonymous]

Again, that belt up just below her boobs.

[Anonymous]

Maybe he tries to feel her up all the time and it's armor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:



Kept it on inside as well. Because, of course she did.

Her kidneys are just too big for this. It makes her look like an old moose cow, and whatever her personal faults, she ain’t thick.

(See, small boobed ladies who want implants? This is what big boobed women are hollering about and why we want you to enjoy the fashions that make us look like dowdy old heifers! Enjoy your small racks!)

The mumsy udders return.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coat by Chloe:

She’s looking like a mix between Dr Pimple Popper and Caitlyn Jenner.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She needs to find a color family and stick with it.

orange

Maybe in a nice jumpsuit.

[Anonymous]

The coat in the Oval Office makes me think she’s wearing them indoors as a show of armor or defiance. How much more clearly could she telegraph “I don’t want to be here?” than by keeping her coat on?